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Big skeleton little dog
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Was in our system looking at images of tonight's public meeting in Hanover County, Va, re: proposed warehouse sale and came across these pix from Dec, when a raccoon (allegedly) broke into a liquor store there and downed rum, moonshine and peanut butter whiskey before passing out next to the toilet
January 29, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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An insane, perfect encapsulation of it all:

The same day Trump’s agents kill a Veterans Affairs ICU nurse in broad daylight, the CEOs of Apple and Amazon join Trump to watch a private screening of a film about his wife directed by an alleged sexual abuser who was seen shirtless in the Epstein Files
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Trump did 9/11
January 25, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Can’t stop won’t stop cyberbullying my dog
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Died of fog overwhelmption
January 20, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Jessica Albatross
January 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
It’s legal to steal as long as you say yoink
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 AM
6.1 horsepower
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Obviously it’s fine to say “rest in power” but please don’t say it for me. I am too charged up in life and I do not want to be electric when I’m dead too.
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Butter should come in glue stick form
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
aesop’s foibles
October 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
explaining to my dog that he’s a nepo baby
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
“The skin is the best part” ok freaks
October 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Oregon donor
September 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Offset just released a song about Cardi B and like??????????? Men don’t listen.
September 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Normalize bibs for adults. Messy babies aren’t the only messy babies!
September 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It’s a classic camping cuckhold controversy
August 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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i love little free libraries and i have a special place in my heart for the ones that have nothing to do with books. this might be my favorite of all of those.
July 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Rude Spice the Man
July 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
When a dude gets a vasectomy we should also tip his ear. Like a stray cat.
June 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
If someone is being mean to you just tell them the library is closed.
May 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
A porn site dedicated to petite milfs called the Bare Mini-Mum
May 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Not that
May 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM