samantha_roze: boring barbie
@samantharoze.bsky.social
i swore myself to me, myself, and i
~ argumentative antithetical dream girl ~
~ argumentative antithetical dream girl ~
Pinned
got a wi$h li$t
i’m used to the chatter 💅🏻
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 AM
i’m used to the chatter 💅🏻
a little like me, just younger 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
a little like me, just younger 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
god dammit Tommy
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
god dammit Tommy
Parker is soooo thirsty for Shapiro and a spotlight
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Parker is soooo thirsty for Shapiro and a spotlight
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when you wake up it will seem so yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
when you wake up it will seem so yesterday
I think the timing of Hilary Duff’s comeback is 1000000% intentional
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I think the timing of Hilary Duff’s comeback is 1000000% intentional
I have been on rumspringa since February 28
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I have been on rumspringa since February 28
i don’t get the pjs at the airport discourse. some of y’all’s parents never told you that you couldn’t leave the house in that skirt, but you left the house in that skirt anyway, and it shows
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
i don’t get the pjs at the airport discourse. some of y’all’s parents never told you that you couldn’t leave the house in that skirt, but you left the house in that skirt anyway, and it shows
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your edibles are made for newborn babies and i am looking for something made for charlie sheen
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
your edibles are made for newborn babies and i am looking for something made for charlie sheen
look at me setting boundaries and sticking to them 💁🏼♀️
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
look at me setting boundaries and sticking to them 💁🏼♀️
i love saying “what the helly” and no one can stop me
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i love saying “what the helly” and no one can stop me
just made popcorn at tommy’s and it expired in april 2023
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
just made popcorn at tommy’s and it expired in april 2023
Dallas still sucks you know ??
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Dallas still sucks you know ??
i’m good, thanks
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i’m good, thanks
birds birds birds
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
birds birds birds
the bar is soooooo low
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
the bar is soooooo low
gOoOoOo biRdSs
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
gOoOoOo biRdSs
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Turns out everyone on Twitter were from like a few countries outside the US.
Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Turns out everyone on Twitter were from like a few countries outside the US.
Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
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The Eagles lead, 21-7, at the break 🦅
Give your thoughts on the first half at Inquirer.com/EaglesGameday
Give your thoughts on the first half at Inquirer.com/EaglesGameday
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The Eagles lead, 21-7, at the break 🦅
Give your thoughts on the first half at Inquirer.com/EaglesGameday
Give your thoughts on the first half at Inquirer.com/EaglesGameday
just found out strangers can tell i have serious trust issues and that is weird
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
just found out strangers can tell i have serious trust issues and that is weird
groups of unsupervised teenagers will always scare me, groups of unsupervised teenagers in shiesty’s waiting for the subway at city hall? i’ll walk
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
groups of unsupervised teenagers will always scare me, groups of unsupervised teenagers in shiesty’s waiting for the subway at city hall? i’ll walk