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Adam
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Great new packaging, same bad flavor

he/him • hockey • tabletop games • DMV

No war but class war

Fuck AI; support human artists
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Saito can kiss my ass twice for making me learn attack patterns. I am meant to dodge and roll and dart in, not parry multiple attacks in a row. Also mean to make you wait so damn long to finally pet the dog
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
They did it anyway. What now? Another coin flip?
Dueling OT TDs? So close, but the inevitable penalty flag
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Dueling OT TDs? So close, but the inevitable penalty flag
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Reposted by Adam
It’s been six years since the first reported case of SARSCov2.

It’s never too late to wear a mask.

It’s never too late to clean the air.

Every infection avoided or delayed is a win for long term health.

We can drastically reduce transmission if everyone does their part.
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Hoping this does not also delete my 60 hours of playtime
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Thank you Patrick Roy you insufferable bag of dicks. Also thank you to the best to ever do it, setting yet another new record for most goals scored and doing it within the confines of the McNugget Minute
Big beautiful beefy Protas, I am not even that mad that you scored 12 seconds before McNugget time
November 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Big beautiful beefy Protas, I am not even that mad that you scored 12 seconds before McNugget time
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Isles desperate to avoid the triple Willy
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Why is it that “the Commanders play tonight” now sounds like a threat?
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Rude to hurt the best Connor Mc in the National and then also score
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Was struggling with what to make for dinner until I remembered I set myself up for an open faced turkey sandwich and now I’m so delighted I might get some fresh parsley for a garnish
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Post doing all the work Sorokin isn’t on this PP
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If I were the Islanders and down by 2 I would simply not choose to be petty and shoot the puck after the period is over into a team with Tom Wilson on the bench, doubly so when he’s directly responsible for those two goals, but I’m also not coached by Patrick “petty is my middle name” Roy
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Caps continue to ignore the temperature of the stove that is Barzal today. Very lucky to not have multiple burns
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
That’s a double Willy afternoon
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Let’s not start the parade to the penalty box, eh?
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I know he’s done it so far but not a great idea to just let odd man breaks through and assume LT will stop them
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I will accept PPs that become PPGs
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Don’t love a PP but I do love Leonard getting the better of Schaefer in their little tiff
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If this game is entirely 5 on 5 with d4 whistles per period I would be very happy
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
LT starting on time
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have the race on but the combo of parade track, 25 lap cap for tires, and Yuki starting Pirrelevant means I’m not exactly engaging with it
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Watching some F1 interviews from today and I’m struck by how deflated and broken Hamilton has been. It is known that I’m not a fan in general but I have always admired how good he is with the press and the crowd, but that has been absent this weekend. Hard to watch
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Was refreshing my beverage when I spied the leftover dessert waiting on the kitchen counter and did this exact thing but in reverse
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie stands in front of a gulf sign
Alt: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie stands in front of a gulf sign. It’s Rene Rancourt in his capacity as TD Bank Arena jester, pointing and pumping his fist as he backs off the ice after signing a pregame song
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November 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I just wanted to update Yotei :(
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM