Heather Salmon
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Heather Salmon
@salmonandfox.bsky.social
Writer, Artist, Mom, here to be nerdy and procrastinate on my queer fantasy book.
Openly Ace, not interested in random DMs just to say hi.
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“We shouldn’t be ashamed to use the plagiarism machine!!” “Ok. Openly admit it.” “N-now hold on!!!”
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
LOL I guess not! I mean his Mom and brother were there. Not that the Brother was any better from what I remember.
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I mean I guess if he's rattled by me existing calmly in his presence, I'm not MAD about it? Definitely WEIRD though.
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It’s early so he’s hanging out with me in the kitchen.
November 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I walked away from him and never spoke to him again until yesterday. But somehow I’m the scary one who needs to be observed carefully in a Dennys. Got it big guy.
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
He also was very angry that feminism did not center men and argued it would be more successful if it… also helped men. He did not like the idea that maybe men should be speaking more to the effects of men being assaulted because I guess that’s women’s work.
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Which was in the office where he SHOUTED at me because he was mad that I said that it was not -babysitting- to watch your own kids, even if the Super Bowl was on. Not even his kids just a guy who also worked with us he thought was cool.
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
So I guess post Seasons Eating's plan is: I will be making myself a pecan pie.
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I think for me at least the urge to laugh is from a -ok what exactly did you expect to happen here- place but I agree. But also still kill it with fire. Apparently it will even help with the matches!
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Oh you have found a POWERFUL artifact of nonsense. <3
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Right? Like ok thank you for... trying... I guess? "We know you hate it but use it anyway! ... Please???" *twitching* "P-please???"
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Cats. @_@ Sometimes it's hard to believe they can survive without help.
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM