Salacious B Crumb
@salbcrumb.bsky.social
jester, raconteur, gossip, naturalist
With a grilled cheese garnish. It’s perfect
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
With a grilled cheese garnish. It’s perfect
JCC counselors:
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Alt: a picture of a woman with a caption that says " when they try to take away sailing shield walli "
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
JCC counselors:
A great action villain
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
A great action villain
It’s futile, of course
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It’s futile, of course
I have a feeling they’re spending those trillions keeping futa from taking over the models.
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I have a feeling they’re spending those trillions keeping futa from taking over the models.
It was the time of touching stoves
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It was the time of touching stoves
Oh, I know. I was just agreeing and adding my own addition.
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Oh, I know. I was just agreeing and adding my own addition.
But because the more rats that leave, the quicker the ship sinks, we should work to facilitate more rats
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
But because the more rats that leave, the quicker the ship sinks, we should work to facilitate more rats
Getting him into position for the bus
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Getting him into position for the bus
My favorite Simpsons and News Radio cast member too!
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My favorite Simpsons and News Radio cast member too!
Ooh, I stood just outside the gates for a Heart concert and it still rocked. They brought out Jason Bonham for the encore and played all Led Zeppelin covers!
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Ooh, I stood just outside the gates for a Heart concert and it still rocked. They brought out Jason Bonham for the encore and played all Led Zeppelin covers!
At least the booing is coming through crystal clear 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
At least the booing is coming through crystal clear 🤣
Ok, ok. I’m willing to reach across the aisle on a major policy issue.
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Ok, ok. I’m willing to reach across the aisle on a major policy issue.
Going from house to house doing a 5 second dance
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Going from house to house doing a 5 second dance