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Salacious B Crumb
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jester, raconteur, gossip, naturalist
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Loomers be like
17th century loom workers
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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fun
A sad gray phone in a mid century style but made recently and a pink 80s phone
December 2, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Winter
A photo of the moon in a Wisconsin winter sky. It looks black and white, but it’s full color
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Bombadil:
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Coats need to be in the coat closet where you can wash them in the two tubs 🤦‍♂️
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party:
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Baby Martin Starr too!
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Yes! Dr Sweets and a Freak and Greek
John Francis Daley in Freaks and Geeks
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Me, spamming the Pornhub comment sections
still an over-representation of it, good sir. I love futanari and huge breasts. 0% representation. Should I cry "bigots" too?
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Madden would have been all over this #packers
Green Bay Packer WR Wicks after catching a vital 4th down catch. His shoe several yards away
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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“Warning: we don’t call 911” sign with a gun on it Walmart smiley face
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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fans at Butch McGuire's on Division react to the interception that clinched the game for the Packers.
November 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Prime is so cool for streaming live sports. They even have filters where the video gets choppy and everyone’s voice sounds like Hal 3000 dying
daisy, da-aisy…
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Ok, ok. I’m willing to reach across the aisle on a major policy issue.
BUILD THE WALL in front of a random wall in Târgoviște
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Knife and C**k and Whiskey
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Not enough to overturn!
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Ah, so to put this in terms we can all understand, I’m the USS Defiant cloaking, and you’re the USS Defiant unloading quantum torpedoes into dominion ships
USS Defiant unloading quantum torpedoes
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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I would challenge any hater to find a bad character design. Whatever you think of the characterizations, Jar Jar looks good. Gungans look good.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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“Was this formative for you?” 🤔
Me in red pants, blue shirt and red cape. Age ~4
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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It’s clearly just spandex, but goddamn, it’s perfect
Reeve’s Superman
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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[menacing industrial synth music playing]
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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The elite legionnaire assassin:
Legionnaire Snoopy
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Ya don’t say
Doris Day and Rock Hudson were never romantically involved: she took her marriage…
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM