SailorWayne (Dipshit Knight)
@sailorwayne.bsky.social
DILF. Ding dong. Local favourite. Bicycle-riding pinko. Dewdropper. Road Agent. Métis. Dumbersexual. Crime-fighter. Lotta 'D' here, ya dig?
No blank feeds and f followbacks.
(I RP and do not 💜 often)
No blank feeds and f followbacks.
(I RP and do not 💜 often)
Thank goodness that nasty weed won't be on our streets!
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Thank goodness that nasty weed won't be on our streets!
Genuine inquiry.
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Genuine inquiry.
I know they have been spooking on Native protestors recently. APTN News had a story in the last 3 days. Typical Canadian spy agency behaviour. They've always been spying on the pinkos and the queers. Guarantee they haven't given that up.
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I know they have been spooking on Native protestors recently. APTN News had a story in the last 3 days. Typical Canadian spy agency behaviour. They've always been spying on the pinkos and the queers. Guarantee they haven't given that up.
Currently hiring? I am something of a little to no relevant background savant.
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Currently hiring? I am something of a little to no relevant background savant.
I'd go to university just to learn to ask better questions.
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I'd go to university just to learn to ask better questions.
Kinda like the guy that was burning down garages in alleys in west side Toronto for years.
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Kinda like the guy that was burning down garages in alleys in west side Toronto for years.
(Before I even read the report!)
I hope they have you write more soon. Thanks!
I hope they have you write more soon. Thanks!
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
(Before I even read the report!)
I hope they have you write more soon. Thanks!
I hope they have you write more soon. Thanks!
CSIS is busy being spooks to Blacks and Natives.
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
CSIS is busy being spooks to Blacks and Natives.
"You're sposta wait until Putin tells you what to do guhhh!"
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
"You're sposta wait until Putin tells you what to do guhhh!"
Are you sure it wasn't a wombat?
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Are you sure it wasn't a wombat?
Christmas came early.
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Christmas came early.
Double tap, Zohran...
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Double tap, Zohran...
He knows he's nice!
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
He knows he's nice!
Annoying how Bell claims ownership like it was their idea.
Like how owners accept championship trophies. Otherwise nice work creators!
Like how owners accept championship trophies. Otherwise nice work creators!
November 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Annoying how Bell claims ownership like it was their idea.
Like how owners accept championship trophies. Otherwise nice work creators!
Like how owners accept championship trophies. Otherwise nice work creators!
I just forwarded your blog to a gooner (football kind) this morning.
Great fun writing.
Great fun writing.
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I just forwarded your blog to a gooner (football kind) this morning.
Great fun writing.
Great fun writing.
I hope when this ends they round up the governors that sent NG's quickly.
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I hope when this ends they round up the governors that sent NG's quickly.
You weren't supposed to date a teenager you gross old pervert. Just another rich paedo-adjacent shitbag.
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
You weren't supposed to date a teenager you gross old pervert. Just another rich paedo-adjacent shitbag.
Yeah your memory is more accurate. I haven't watched it in forever.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Yeah your memory is more accurate. I haven't watched it in forever.
I avoid colour commentary because I don’t necessarily know how the kid processes shows. I'd bet the chritmas fund the island would make her sad though. Poor little guys.
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I avoid colour commentary because I don’t necessarily know how the kid processes shows. I'd bet the chritmas fund the island would make her sad though. Poor little guys.
Wasn't Dottie just missing a button? The fuq RB "Santa"? fix it if you're going to make sentient toys!
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Wasn't Dottie just missing a button? The fuq RB "Santa"? fix it if you're going to make sentient toys!
Little sister and me used to just rip "Feliz Navidad" whenever it came on the radio and it drove mom nuts. I love that memory.
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Little sister and me used to just rip "Feliz Navidad" whenever it came on the radio and it drove mom nuts. I love that memory.
Santa enables concentration camps. Who thought that was at all in Santa's character?
I haven't watched it with Junior somehow--she can watch that at her mother's. A Charlie Brown Chritmas" (ain't no chritmas without steel brush on snare) and "How the Grinch Stole Chritmas" are welcome anytime.
I haven't watched it with Junior somehow--she can watch that at her mother's. A Charlie Brown Chritmas" (ain't no chritmas without steel brush on snare) and "How the Grinch Stole Chritmas" are welcome anytime.
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Santa enables concentration camps. Who thought that was at all in Santa's character?
I haven't watched it with Junior somehow--she can watch that at her mother's. A Charlie Brown Chritmas" (ain't no chritmas without steel brush on snare) and "How the Grinch Stole Chritmas" are welcome anytime.
I haven't watched it with Junior somehow--she can watch that at her mother's. A Charlie Brown Chritmas" (ain't no chritmas without steel brush on snare) and "How the Grinch Stole Chritmas" are welcome anytime.