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SailorWayne (Dipshit Knight)
@sailorwayne.bsky.social
DILF. Ding dong. Local favourite. Bicycle-riding pinko. Dewdropper. Road Agent. Métis. Dumbersexual. Crime-fighter. Lotta 'D' here, ya dig?

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(I RP and do not 💜 often)
Thank goodness that nasty weed won't be on our streets!
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Genuine inquiry.
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I know they have been spooking on Native protestors recently. APTN News had a story in the last 3 days. Typical Canadian spy agency behaviour. They've always been spying on the pinkos and the queers. Guarantee they haven't given that up.
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Currently hiring? I am something of a little to no relevant background savant.
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I'd go to university just to learn to ask better questions.
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Kinda like the guy that was burning down garages in alleys in west side Toronto for years.
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
(Before I even read the report!)
I hope they have you write more soon. Thanks!
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
CSIS is busy being spooks to Blacks and Natives.
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
"You're sposta wait until Putin tells you what to do guhhh!"
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Are you sure it wasn't a wombat?
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Christmas came early.
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Double tap, Zohran...
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
He knows he's nice!
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Annoying how Bell claims ownership like it was their idea.
Like how owners accept championship trophies. Otherwise nice work creators!
November 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I just forwarded your blog to a gooner (football kind) this morning.
Great fun writing.
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I hope when this ends they round up the governors that sent NG's quickly.
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 AM
You weren't supposed to date a teenager you gross old pervert. Just another rich paedo-adjacent shitbag.
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Yeah your memory is more accurate. I haven't watched it in forever.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I avoid colour commentary because I don’t necessarily know how the kid processes shows. I'd bet the chritmas fund the island would make her sad though. Poor little guys.
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Wasn't Dottie just missing a button? The fuq RB "Santa"? fix it if you're going to make sentient toys!
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Little sister and me used to just rip "Feliz Navidad" whenever it came on the radio and it drove mom nuts. I love that memory.
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Santa enables concentration camps. Who thought that was at all in Santa's character?
I haven't watched it with Junior somehow--she can watch that at her mother's. A Charlie Brown Chritmas" (ain't no chritmas without steel brush on snare) and "How the Grinch Stole Chritmas" are welcome anytime.
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM