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SailorWayne (Dipshit Knight)
@sailorwayne.bsky.social
DILF. Ding dong. Local favourite. Bicycle-riding pinko. Dewdropper. Road Agent. Métis. Dumbersexual. Crime-fighter. Lotta 'D' here, ya dig?

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(I RP and do not 💜 often)
I thought the snakes v alligators generally ended with mutual destruction. Like, python swallows alligator and then alligator rips open python thrashing around as it suffocates. As you can tell, I am quite the naturist.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
As a broke ass single dad, i recommend clothing the babes in thrift store gear. Also, one of Junior's favourite stuffies is a tiger that fell into her strollie in Value Village.
I hope you find work quickly.
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Just realized I made a dumb joke
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Both of you, get out
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
o.m.g.
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Doubt they can be this sophisticated...
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Pretty much!
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Yeah but your babby is in
October 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
October 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
October 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I forget the name immediately, but the 80's models were so tight.

UPDATE: jajajaja it's called the "Toyota Van"

I learned to drive on a fun 1985 Carolla Hatch. Wish it'd been the 5 speed...
September 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I forget the name immediately, but the 80's models were so tight.

UPDATE: jajajaja it's called the "Toyota Van"

I learned to drive on a fun 1985 Carolla Hatch. Wish it'd been the 5 speed...
September 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Just as i popped open this tweet to read the thread my friend texted me that it's almost Magic Number Time.
Also, Junior's in the club.
September 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Let's Remember Some Guys I Remember that were Mats Sundin's crummy linemates:
September 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Leafs early 2000's depth chart
September 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I've been training my phone how to write properly:
August 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I was going to respond but this has distracted me:
August 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If you read it for free you have to read it in a tiny window because you're awful for not subscribing.
August 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
August 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
So I just figured out that you get fucked right up if you don't exhale the marihuana vapours.
July 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It's important to vet every single one of punk rock cat picture collector's posts because you're essentially giving away homemade polio vaccine and brain surgery directions.
And that Francie look at how much pain they are suffering!
June 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Points deducted because this pops up as Edmonds steps on the warning track. Sorry Jim, MLB hates baseball.
June 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM