Sam Swift 🏎️🎧🦊
@safesecs.bsky.social
Cybers. DJish. Conwife. Nephophile. F1 Diva. Opinion Owner. Karaoke Disaster. ChiefDataSnarkist. She/Her/Bird.
BSidesNCL, BSides Leeds and BSides Lancs witch. DC SOC Goon 🌈🏳️⚧️Ally.
BSidesNCL, BSides Leeds and BSides Lancs witch. DC SOC Goon 🌈🏳️⚧️Ally.
“Business travel must be so glamorous…”
Me: My room fridge froze my dim sum from yesterday.
FWP, I know. But my jetlagged ass is HUNGRY.
Me: My room fridge froze my dim sum from yesterday.
FWP, I know. But my jetlagged ass is HUNGRY.
February 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
“Business travel must be so glamorous…”
Me: My room fridge froze my dim sum from yesterday.
FWP, I know. But my jetlagged ass is HUNGRY.
Me: My room fridge froze my dim sum from yesterday.
FWP, I know. But my jetlagged ass is HUNGRY.
Even moar white hat ballers
January 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Even moar white hat ballers
Moar white hat ballers
January 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Moar white hat ballers
White Hat Ballers 💕
January 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
White Hat Ballers 💕
Back to low carb lyf on Monday (also: work!) but today we feast on Scottish goodness.
#PizzaCrunch #Haggis #DeepFriedMarsBar #GetInMaMooth
#PizzaCrunch #Haggis #DeepFriedMarsBar #GetInMaMooth
January 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Back to low carb lyf on Monday (also: work!) but today we feast on Scottish goodness.
#PizzaCrunch #Haggis #DeepFriedMarsBar #GetInMaMooth
#PizzaCrunch #Haggis #DeepFriedMarsBar #GetInMaMooth
December 26, 2024 at 1:33 PM
I’m calling the police
December 24, 2024 at 12:36 PM
I’m calling the police
Hack birthday, family birthday, besties birthday… completed it allllll, m8. 💕
Now we can start playing Christmas. 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Now we can start playing Christmas. 🎄🎄🎄🎄
December 23, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Hack birthday, family birthday, besties birthday… completed it allllll, m8. 💕
Now we can start playing Christmas. 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Now we can start playing Christmas. 🎄🎄🎄🎄
And it’s wisting! 🤣💕
December 23, 2024 at 2:29 PM
And it’s wisting! 🤣💕
December 17, 2024 at 8:02 PM
When you get home exhausted in the bestest of ways after a marvellous few days cybering at #HackersInTheHouse and @bsideslondon.bsky.social with lovely frenz, and there’s a care package from my buddy and fellow jockey of the discs @don1.bsky.social waiting for you 💕
December 15, 2024 at 9:25 PM
When you get home exhausted in the bestest of ways after a marvellous few days cybering at #HackersInTheHouse and @bsideslondon.bsky.social with lovely frenz, and there’s a care package from my buddy and fellow jockey of the discs @don1.bsky.social waiting for you 💕
December 15, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I know this is way late to the party but Tesco presented this opportunity only yesterday so I can’t argue with those rules and neither can you.
#GaryBarlow #GaryBarlowsSon #CryingInTheAisles
#GaryBarlow #GaryBarlowsSon #CryingInTheAisles
December 12, 2024 at 8:20 PM
I know this is way late to the party but Tesco presented this opportunity only yesterday so I can’t argue with those rules and neither can you.
#GaryBarlow #GaryBarlowsSon #CryingInTheAisles
#GaryBarlow #GaryBarlowsSon #CryingInTheAisles
Sole parent tonight, which means I’ve been left in charge of an important job. BINDAY!
The #BONCL complaints desk is point blank refusing (lol) to get involved.
Her loss, frankly.
#WatchYaBassBinsImTellinYa #Binday #GetBin
The #BONCL complaints desk is point blank refusing (lol) to get involved.
Her loss, frankly.
#WatchYaBassBinsImTellinYa #Binday #GetBin
December 10, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Sole parent tonight, which means I’ve been left in charge of an important job. BINDAY!
The #BONCL complaints desk is point blank refusing (lol) to get involved.
Her loss, frankly.
#WatchYaBassBinsImTellinYa #Binday #GetBin
The #BONCL complaints desk is point blank refusing (lol) to get involved.
Her loss, frankly.
#WatchYaBassBinsImTellinYa #Binday #GetBin
Sleep no more…
My god that was INCREDIBLE.
Seeing David Tennant tread the boards was glorious.
The entire cast were absolutely bloody knockout too. Seriously, go see it if you can.
#Macbeth #DavidTennant #Theatre #Shakespeare #Dahling
My god that was INCREDIBLE.
Seeing David Tennant tread the boards was glorious.
The entire cast were absolutely bloody knockout too. Seriously, go see it if you can.
#Macbeth #DavidTennant #Theatre #Shakespeare #Dahling
December 5, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Sleep no more…
My god that was INCREDIBLE.
Seeing David Tennant tread the boards was glorious.
The entire cast were absolutely bloody knockout too. Seriously, go see it if you can.
#Macbeth #DavidTennant #Theatre #Shakespeare #Dahling
My god that was INCREDIBLE.
Seeing David Tennant tread the boards was glorious.
The entire cast were absolutely bloody knockout too. Seriously, go see it if you can.
#Macbeth #DavidTennant #Theatre #Shakespeare #Dahling
Big coat and also bobble hat have been deployed. This is not a drill. Brrrrrr.
November 19, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Big coat and also bobble hat have been deployed. This is not a drill. Brrrrrr.
Part deux, featuring Caledonian wildling lovelies @scottmcgready.bsky.social, wonderful Alice, and @davewm.bsky.social
#McWist #WistMeBabyOneMoreTime
#McWist #WistMeBabyOneMoreTime
November 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Part deux, featuring Caledonian wildling lovelies @scottmcgready.bsky.social, wonderful Alice, and @davewm.bsky.social
#McWist #WistMeBabyOneMoreTime
#McWist #WistMeBabyOneMoreTime
More wists from this past week. Part Juan, featuring @almurray.bsky.social, lovely London frenz, and a static @maxverstappen.bsky.social
#WistThePlanet #MagicalWisteryTour
#WistThePlanet #MagicalWisteryTour
November 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
More wists from this past week. Part Juan, featuring @almurray.bsky.social, lovely London frenz, and a static @maxverstappen.bsky.social
#WistThePlanet #MagicalWisteryTour
#WistThePlanet #MagicalWisteryTour
Saw the DMT scouser chap in Aylesbury last night, and he understood the stage door brief perfectly 🤩🤣
#LifestylesOfTheWistAndFamous #WistThePlanet #GottaWistEmAll #PabloTour
#LifestylesOfTheWistAndFamous #WistThePlanet #GottaWistEmAll #PabloTour
November 8, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Saw the DMT scouser chap in Aylesbury last night, and he understood the stage door brief perfectly 🤩🤣
#LifestylesOfTheWistAndFamous #WistThePlanet #GottaWistEmAll #PabloTour
#LifestylesOfTheWistAndFamous #WistThePlanet #GottaWistEmAll #PabloTour
Oh yeah I was up at 6am in Ibiza 💃🏼
Having already been to bed. Because I knew I had an early start and I do have the ability to be sensible sometimes yes 😂
Having already been to bed. Because I knew I had an early start and I do have the ability to be sensible sometimes yes 😂
October 24, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Oh yeah I was up at 6am in Ibiza 💃🏼
Having already been to bed. Because I knew I had an early start and I do have the ability to be sensible sometimes yes 😂
Having already been to bed. Because I knew I had an early start and I do have the ability to be sensible sometimes yes 😂
Brandy burner. J’approve.
October 27, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Brandy burner. J’approve.
I used to live in this building… It definitely had more alcohol in it at the time.
October 27, 2023 at 7:58 PM
I used to live in this building… It definitely had more alcohol in it at the time.
OSINT challenge 💕
October 20, 2023 at 3:54 PM
OSINT challenge 💕