Sam Swift 🏎️🎧🦊
@safesecs.bsky.social
Cybers. DJish. Conwife. Nephophile. F1 Diva. Opinion Owner. Karaoke Disaster. ChiefDataSnarkist. She/Her/Bird.
BSidesNCL, BSides Leeds and BSides Lancs witch. DC SOC Goon 🌈🏳️⚧️Ally.
BSidesNCL, BSides Leeds and BSides Lancs witch. DC SOC Goon 🌈🏳️⚧️Ally.
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A message from our keynote 🤗 @jaysonstreet.bsky.social 🤗 about why you shouldn't miss BSides Leeds!
We will be announcing our full schedule very soon, but tickets are now live for BSides Leeds -
Go Go Go!
www.eventbrite.com/e/1323906332...
We will be announcing our full schedule very soon, but tickets are now live for BSides Leeds -
Go Go Go!
www.eventbrite.com/e/1323906332...
BSides Leeds 2025
BSides Leeds 2025: A wicked gathering of cybersecurity enthusiasts in the heart of Leeds, showcasing the latest hacks and tech tricks!
www.eventbrite.com
May 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
A message from our keynote 🤗 @jaysonstreet.bsky.social 🤗 about why you shouldn't miss BSides Leeds!
We will be announcing our full schedule very soon, but tickets are now live for BSides Leeds -
Go Go Go!
www.eventbrite.com/e/1323906332...
We will be announcing our full schedule very soon, but tickets are now live for BSides Leeds -
Go Go Go!
www.eventbrite.com/e/1323906332...
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Whatever you think the plan is, it is almost certainly stupider.
March 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Whatever you think the plan is, it is almost certainly stupider.
“Business travel must be so glamorous…”
Me: My room fridge froze my dim sum from yesterday.
FWP, I know. But my jetlagged ass is HUNGRY.
Me: My room fridge froze my dim sum from yesterday.
FWP, I know. But my jetlagged ass is HUNGRY.
February 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
“Business travel must be so glamorous…”
Me: My room fridge froze my dim sum from yesterday.
FWP, I know. But my jetlagged ass is HUNGRY.
Me: My room fridge froze my dim sum from yesterday.
FWP, I know. But my jetlagged ass is HUNGRY.
White Hat Ballers 💕
January 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
White Hat Ballers 💕
Happy Friday (also, white hat ball) Eve, frenz! How’s your week going?
January 23, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Happy Friday (also, white hat ball) Eve, frenz! How’s your week going?
Week two of my fabulous new job at @vaultree.bsky.social is in glorious full swing. Lots of reading and meeting with incredible people are afoot!
I set up our Bluesky account on Friday, and I’d love it if you’d give us a follow please thank you yes 😊
I set up our Bluesky account on Friday, and I’d love it if you’d give us a follow please thank you yes 😊
a neon sign that says attention on a black background
ALT: a neon sign that says attention on a black background
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January 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Week two of my fabulous new job at @vaultree.bsky.social is in glorious full swing. Lots of reading and meeting with incredible people are afoot!
I set up our Bluesky account on Friday, and I’d love it if you’d give us a follow please thank you yes 😊
I set up our Bluesky account on Friday, and I’d love it if you’d give us a follow please thank you yes 😊
Back to low carb lyf on Monday (also: work!) but today we feast on Scottish goodness.
#PizzaCrunch #Haggis #DeepFriedMarsBar #GetInMaMooth
#PizzaCrunch #Haggis #DeepFriedMarsBar #GetInMaMooth
January 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Back to low carb lyf on Monday (also: work!) but today we feast on Scottish goodness.
#PizzaCrunch #Haggis #DeepFriedMarsBar #GetInMaMooth
#PizzaCrunch #Haggis #DeepFriedMarsBar #GetInMaMooth
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I sit down with Lou Covey, veteran cyber security journalist and we talk 2025. China's relentless assault on the USA is perhaps not what you think it is - Cyber war may just be cyber politics by other means.
You see what I did there.
cyberprotection-magazine.com/a-new-year-a...
You see what I did there.
cyberprotection-magazine.com/a-new-year-a...
A new year and new problems - Cyber Protection Magazine
we discuss how China strategically infiltrated technology systems in the US and other countries as a geopolitical message rather than attacks. He discusses the challenges of securing complex, intercon...
cyberprotection-magazine.com
January 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I sit down with Lou Covey, veteran cyber security journalist and we talk 2025. China's relentless assault on the USA is perhaps not what you think it is - Cyber war may just be cyber politics by other means.
You see what I did there.
cyberprotection-magazine.com/a-new-year-a...
You see what I did there.
cyberprotection-magazine.com/a-new-year-a...
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Some of you have been busy scheming what bottoms I'll be wearing on this run.
Some of you awesomes have been very busy making it happen. £300 in 3 days - just another £700 in 5 days to go before @nikkic360.bsky.social chooses what bottoms I wear on this run too 😬
www.justgiving.com/page/0n1ydan5
Some of you awesomes have been very busy making it happen. £300 in 3 days - just another £700 in 5 days to go before @nikkic360.bsky.social chooses what bottoms I wear on this run too 😬
www.justgiving.com/page/0n1ydan5
January 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Some of you have been busy scheming what bottoms I'll be wearing on this run.
Some of you awesomes have been very busy making it happen. £300 in 3 days - just another £700 in 5 days to go before @nikkic360.bsky.social chooses what bottoms I wear on this run too 😬
www.justgiving.com/page/0n1ydan5
Some of you awesomes have been very busy making it happen. £300 in 3 days - just another £700 in 5 days to go before @nikkic360.bsky.social chooses what bottoms I wear on this run too 😬
www.justgiving.com/page/0n1ydan5
December 26, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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just a reminder:
it’s okay if you get overwhelmed today.
there’s a lot going on: noise, people, emotions. demands for your attention/energy.
so take a few minutes. find a quiet space to catch your breath. check your phone. do a quick reset.
you’re doing great. hang in there.
it’s okay if you get overwhelmed today.
there’s a lot going on: noise, people, emotions. demands for your attention/energy.
so take a few minutes. find a quiet space to catch your breath. check your phone. do a quick reset.
you’re doing great. hang in there.
December 24, 2024 at 9:00 PM
just a reminder:
it’s okay if you get overwhelmed today.
there’s a lot going on: noise, people, emotions. demands for your attention/energy.
so take a few minutes. find a quiet space to catch your breath. check your phone. do a quick reset.
you’re doing great. hang in there.
it’s okay if you get overwhelmed today.
there’s a lot going on: noise, people, emotions. demands for your attention/energy.
so take a few minutes. find a quiet space to catch your breath. check your phone. do a quick reset.
you’re doing great. hang in there.
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36 years ago today, Sgt. Al Powell was dispatched to investigate a prank call. He ended up saving countless lives at Nakatomi Plaza.
Today, we remember and honor his bravery.
Today, we remember and honor his bravery.
December 23, 2024 at 9:15 PM
36 years ago today, Sgt. Al Powell was dispatched to investigate a prank call. He ended up saving countless lives at Nakatomi Plaza.
Today, we remember and honor his bravery.
Today, we remember and honor his bravery.
This totally my new aesthetic until something better presents itself.
Which might mean this is my forever aesthetic tbh.
Which might mean this is my forever aesthetic tbh.
I want to enter a room with the energy of a cat. "Is there anything I can fuck up or eat in here? Nah? Well anyway you're lucky to have me."
December 24, 2024 at 3:22 PM
This totally my new aesthetic until something better presents itself.
Which might mean this is my forever aesthetic tbh.
Which might mean this is my forever aesthetic tbh.
Side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest to Bluesky to post about side questing.
Change the damn duvet cover, Sam!
Change the damn duvet cover, Sam!
a pixel art of a girl with blue hair and the words i have to do side quest .
ALT: a pixel art of a girl with blue hair and the words i have to do side quest .
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December 24, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest, side quest to Bluesky to post about side questing.
Change the damn duvet cover, Sam!
Change the damn duvet cover, Sam!
I’m calling the police
December 24, 2024 at 12:36 PM
I’m calling the police
I swear to sky fairies Goldie Lookin Chain made up songs to play me as I was wrapping presents.
Ngl the John Lewis Christmas ascent was a lot. Then I thought we’d peaked at an Alex Jones backing track.
But no.
And none of my friends are online to verify
#MikeBallsFeverDreams #GLC #Halp
Ngl the John Lewis Christmas ascent was a lot. Then I thought we’d peaked at an Alex Jones backing track.
But no.
And none of my friends are online to verify
#MikeBallsFeverDreams #GLC #Halp
a cat is driving a car with the words newport or bust written below it
ALT: a cat is driving a car with the words newport or bust written below it
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December 24, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I swear to sky fairies Goldie Lookin Chain made up songs to play me as I was wrapping presents.
Ngl the John Lewis Christmas ascent was a lot. Then I thought we’d peaked at an Alex Jones backing track.
But no.
And none of my friends are online to verify
#MikeBallsFeverDreams #GLC #Halp
Ngl the John Lewis Christmas ascent was a lot. Then I thought we’d peaked at an Alex Jones backing track.
But no.
And none of my friends are online to verify
#MikeBallsFeverDreams #GLC #Halp
I know we’re all excited for the Gavin and Stacey finale but why the hell didn’t we also get the live stream of the Baby Reindeer court case for Christmas?
I’m not up for waiting another year, ffs.
Snet form my ipron
I’m not up for waiting another year, ffs.
Snet form my ipron
a woman with curly hair is wearing a pink lace shirt and looking down .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is wearing a pink lace shirt and looking down .
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December 23, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I know we’re all excited for the Gavin and Stacey finale but why the hell didn’t we also get the live stream of the Baby Reindeer court case for Christmas?
I’m not up for waiting another year, ffs.
Snet form my ipron
I’m not up for waiting another year, ffs.
Snet form my ipron
Hack birthday, family birthday, besties birthday… completed it allllll, m8. 💕
Now we can start playing Christmas. 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Now we can start playing Christmas. 🎄🎄🎄🎄
December 23, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Hack birthday, family birthday, besties birthday… completed it allllll, m8. 💕
Now we can start playing Christmas. 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Now we can start playing Christmas. 🎄🎄🎄🎄
December 17, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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Each year we try and raise some money for charity, this year is no different.
The attendees for #BSidesLDN2024 have graciously donated and the Just Giving page (thanks Rosie) is still live.
We give it a few days in case you wish to donate and post the final sum of the cash, card and JG donations.
The attendees for #BSidesLDN2024 have graciously donated and the Just Giving page (thanks Rosie) is still live.
We give it a few days in case you wish to donate and post the final sum of the cash, card and JG donations.
December 15, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Each year we try and raise some money for charity, this year is no different.
The attendees for #BSidesLDN2024 have graciously donated and the Just Giving page (thanks Rosie) is still live.
We give it a few days in case you wish to donate and post the final sum of the cash, card and JG donations.
The attendees for #BSidesLDN2024 have graciously donated and the Just Giving page (thanks Rosie) is still live.
We give it a few days in case you wish to donate and post the final sum of the cash, card and JG donations.
