No mobile phones when I was a kid. Had to go out on your bike with your mates and find adventure.
Sometimes it’d be a lost pirate ship loaded with gold doubloons and sometimes a crumpled porno mag in a hedge.
Treasure was treasure
Sometimes it’d be a lost pirate ship loaded with gold doubloons and sometimes a crumpled porno mag in a hedge.
Treasure was treasure
April 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
No mobile phones when I was a kid. Had to go out on your bike with your mates and find adventure.
Sometimes it’d be a lost pirate ship loaded with gold doubloons and sometimes a crumpled porno mag in a hedge.
Treasure was treasure
Sometimes it’d be a lost pirate ship loaded with gold doubloons and sometimes a crumpled porno mag in a hedge.
Treasure was treasure
I’d like to take this opportunity to thank JD Vance and the United States for their assistance during the battle of Endor
March 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’d like to take this opportunity to thank JD Vance and the United States for their assistance during the battle of Endor
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in the van
Violets are blue
Get in the van
February 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in the van
Violets are blue
Get in the van
I feel like I understand everything now.
February 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I feel like I understand everything now.
I’m going to try and do Dry Wednesday.
February 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I’m going to try and do Dry Wednesday.
My trowel now deals +5 Frost damage
January 12, 2025 at 8:35 AM
My trowel now deals +5 Frost damage
Ratatouille is one of my favourite films about Schizophrenia in rodents and gross misconduct in the catering industry.
January 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Ratatouille is one of my favourite films about Schizophrenia in rodents and gross misconduct in the catering industry.
Turns out the “new me” is just as fat and lazy as the old one.
January 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Turns out the “new me” is just as fat and lazy as the old one.
Smell like a freshly twirled moustache, or an Audi parked diagonally across two disabled bays.
Smell of VILLAINOUS MAN
Smell of VILLAINOUS MAN
December 29, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Smell like a freshly twirled moustache, or an Audi parked diagonally across two disabled bays.
Smell of VILLAINOUS MAN
Smell of VILLAINOUS MAN
If I had a mince pie for every mince pie I’d eaten, I’d have eaten twice as many mince pies, which I have.
December 28, 2024 at 5:56 PM
If I had a mince pie for every mince pie I’d eaten, I’d have eaten twice as many mince pies, which I have.
I’ve forgotten what food tastes like without cheese on it.
December 28, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I’ve forgotten what food tastes like without cheese on it.
On my way to the toilets in Spoons
December 27, 2024 at 10:03 PM
On my way to the toilets in Spoons
Every time I get up from the sofa.
The dog:
The dog:
a man is kneeling down and asking all right what are we having ?
ALT: a man is kneeling down and asking all right what are we having ?
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Every time I get up from the sofa.
The dog:
The dog:
Got too many sprouts left? Just seal them up in an Amazon box and leave it on your doorstep. Someone will take it away.
Also works with nuclear waste and cursed artefact’s
Also works with nuclear waste and cursed artefact’s
December 26, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Got too many sprouts left? Just seal them up in an Amazon box and leave it on your doorstep. Someone will take it away.
Also works with nuclear waste and cursed artefact’s
Also works with nuclear waste and cursed artefact’s
Christmas Day Drinking Game:
Drink.
Drink.
December 25, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Christmas Day Drinking Game:
Drink.
Drink.
Happy humpday everyone, halfway to the weekend
December 25, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Happy humpday everyone, halfway to the weekend
The Prodigy were awesome last night.
#BrixtonAcademy
#BrixtonAcademy
December 22, 2024 at 9:23 AM
The Prodigy were awesome last night.
#BrixtonAcademy
#BrixtonAcademy
Whats the point in walking a dog if you don’t find at least one dead body?
Fucking waste of my time.
Fucking waste of my time.
December 17, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Whats the point in walking a dog if you don’t find at least one dead body?
Fucking waste of my time.
Fucking waste of my time.
Going to any supermarket at this point is basically the Battle of the Bastards from GOT but with cheese
a large group of people are laying on top of each other .
ALT: a large group of people are laying on top of each other .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Going to any supermarket at this point is basically the Battle of the Bastards from GOT but with cheese
Has Timothée Chalamet ever been to a Tobée Carveret?
December 1, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Has Timothée Chalamet ever been to a Tobée Carveret?
“Most of the complaints came from working class prostitutes from the Yorkshire region”
December 1, 2024 at 11:51 AM
“Most of the complaints came from working class prostitutes from the Yorkshire region”
“Look at the thousands of women I didn’t harass” isn’t quite the defence Greg thinks it is
December 1, 2024 at 10:05 AM
“Look at the thousands of women I didn’t harass” isn’t quite the defence Greg thinks it is
Reposted by Sadfaceotter
fair play, that’s a decent signing.
November 28, 2024 at 7:30 PM
fair play, that’s a decent signing.
Reposted by Sadfaceotter
My dad put his favourite mug in the dishwasher too many times so now it looks like he has a souvenir from the weirdest theme park ever.
November 26, 2024 at 9:41 PM
My dad put his favourite mug in the dishwasher too many times so now it looks like he has a souvenir from the weirdest theme park ever.
With the Greg Wallace ‘revelations’ can we just go back to judging a book by its cover?
November 30, 2024 at 9:29 AM
With the Greg Wallace ‘revelations’ can we just go back to judging a book by its cover?