saddestclown.bsky.social
@saddestclown.bsky.social
Yes it is a fake jaw. And yes it is hilariously bad. Enjoy!
January 31, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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If this doesn’t tug at your heart, make you well up with sadness, you are not human.
January 27, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 4:41 AM
If you are still experiencing whiplash over the republican double standard around gun ownership remember one thing and it all starts to get real clear:

Gun shows have been the main distribution hubs for "the Turner diaries" ever since that hateful trash was written.
January 26, 2026 at 4:42 AM
trump is boycotting the super-bowl because he knows he won't be able to pay enough fake facebook accounts to change the narrative when an entire stadium starts unanimously booing him.
January 26, 2026 at 4:26 AM
ICE and its simp army turn the term "goon squad" into a double entendre
January 20, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s https://theonion.com/jealous-trump-throws-own-state-funeral-to-upstage-carters/
December 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
So given that the epstein files are just sheet after sheet of blacked out text, I am going to assume that every single one of those black blocks details the sexual assault of children that was directly perpetrated by Donald Trump himself.

The only way they can disprove this is with transparency.
December 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
@margaret.bsky.social someone clearly wrote this song for you. youtu.be/9-96YTHPlgU?...
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December 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Coming soon -- Dimension 20: Gladlands! ☀️😃

Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Dusty Do-gooders (Ally Beardsley, Kimia Behpoornia, Vic Michaelis, Oscar Montoya, Zac Oyama, Jacob Wysocki) for a feel-good apocalypse adventure!

Dimension 20: Gladlands premieres Jan. 7th, 2026!
December 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Is it possible that all republicans suffer from face blindness? That MIGHT explain why they just assume the plastic surgeon did a good job.
December 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Trump claiming that Rob Reiner was murdered because of his dislike of this administration is an open admission that Donald sees Charles Manson as an aspirational figure.
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
CEOs fawning over how capable AI is and how it will replace the job market us proof that those CEOs are:

1: Incapable of understanding the work that their employees do for them.

2: Are largely incompetent, to the point that they see a semi-functional predictive text generator as "aspirational."
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I would vote mark kelley for president in a heartbeat. But would never under any circumstances vote Newsome. Pull your heads out DNC
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Watching the new episodes of stranger things... and it feels like whoever wrote these scripts has never watched the show before.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Real talk. As a working class american that makes roughly $40k/yr. Health insurance was still not affordable even with the ACA. The tier of coverage that I could afford still meant that I would have to face homelessness if I ever needed to USE it. Funding SNAP is more important and meaningful.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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with Portland there's the depressing addendum that 90% of why this is happening is the right wing media grifter ecosystem got badly addicted to viral Portland content during the Trump years and they've been fiending for another hit ever since
its truly remarkable, you have to really take the measure of it and it's almost hard to comprehend it, but the president of the united states is having texas invade illinois and oregon just to make twitter content
October 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Its time to take the keys away from grandpa
September 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
They even raptured the dog
September 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Got raptured earlier but didn't have my real-ID on me (just my social security and drivers license), so I got sent back.
September 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure
September 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM