🌪️ sriracha 🌪️
@s-k-d.bsky.social
amateur storm chaser, professional cybertruck hater
mario mangitwo is at large
September 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
mario mangitwo is at large
*check your car’s registration*
September 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
*check your car’s registration*
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. if you aren’t “antifa”, you’re just “fa”
September 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. if you aren’t “antifa”, you’re just “fa”
i’m gonna say it. flossing is underrated i fucking love flossing my teeth
September 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
i’m gonna say it. flossing is underrated i fucking love flossing my teeth
referred to luigi mangione to my sister and friends as their future brother in law and that’s how i immediately knew i was cut off from alcoholic beverages for the night
August 31, 2025 at 8:07 AM
referred to luigi mangione to my sister and friends as their future brother in law and that’s how i immediately knew i was cut off from alcoholic beverages for the night
love looking for expired license plates while stuck in traffic as if i haven’t driven around with an expired registration for 2 years
August 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
love looking for expired license plates while stuck in traffic as if i haven’t driven around with an expired registration for 2 years
had a dream that i found the new ghost raspberry cream energy drink and that was the dream
August 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
had a dream that i found the new ghost raspberry cream energy drink and that was the dream
why is a sean casey glazer trying to tell me that my tornado (that was confirmed by the nws) is just a scud cloud
August 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
why is a sean casey glazer trying to tell me that my tornado (that was confirmed by the nws) is just a scud cloud
17 year old coworker is planning my bachelorette party (??????) (i am single and have been for 5 years)
August 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
17 year old coworker is planning my bachelorette party (??????) (i am single and have been for 5 years)
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*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
August 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
babe wake up, new member of the millionaire strike team just dropped
August 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
babe wake up, new member of the millionaire strike team just dropped
going to a technical college is so funny bc we just got an email looking for volunteers to get drunk on campus for field sobriety test training
August 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
going to a technical college is so funny bc we just got an email looking for volunteers to get drunk on campus for field sobriety test training
is now a good time to bring up the time (2 weeks away) that my coworker asked me how i feel about “the guy that bit a bat’s head off”
July 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
is now a good time to bring up the time (2 weeks away) that my coworker asked me how i feel about “the guy that bit a bat’s head off”
it’s funny when someone messages me claiming to be a media company that wants to pay me to use my footage but the profile has 80 followers and averages 3 likes per post
no i will not be signing the rights to my beloved tornado video to you (or anyone, for that matter)
no i will not be signing the rights to my beloved tornado video to you (or anyone, for that matter)
July 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
it’s funny when someone messages me claiming to be a media company that wants to pay me to use my footage but the profile has 80 followers and averages 3 likes per post
no i will not be signing the rights to my beloved tornado video to you (or anyone, for that matter)
no i will not be signing the rights to my beloved tornado video to you (or anyone, for that matter)
everyone talks about not wanting to see reed timmer in their town during storms but we need to talk more about the ominous presence of a caravan of 10+ storm chasing vehicles
July 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
everyone talks about not wanting to see reed timmer in their town during storms but we need to talk more about the ominous presence of a caravan of 10+ storm chasing vehicles
hi i saw a tornado today
July 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
hi i saw a tornado today
might as well have that boy listening to rage against the machine in there
the most shocking thing about Luigi Mangione’s “27 things” letter is that they’re allowed to listen to The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy in federal custody
July 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
might as well have that boy listening to rage against the machine in there
class action lawsuits are so fun. yes in fact, i am incredibly distraught that an item i purchased 8 years ago was falsely advertised in an ad that i never even saw, and i will be requiring financial compensation
July 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
class action lawsuits are so fun. yes in fact, i am incredibly distraught that an item i purchased 8 years ago was falsely advertised in an ad that i never even saw, and i will be requiring financial compensation
source? my beautiful, beautiful brain
July 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
source? my beautiful, beautiful brain
i love working somewhere that has a gun shredder. like ok don’t mind us, we’re just shredding thousands of guns 2day
July 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i love working somewhere that has a gun shredder. like ok don’t mind us, we’re just shredding thousands of guns 2day
how am i supposed to trust someone to fix my computer when they can’t even make a website that looks like it was conceived in this millennia
June 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
how am i supposed to trust someone to fix my computer when they can’t even make a website that looks like it was conceived in this millennia
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anytime i’m having a hard time studying, i remind myself that every page i turn is a door that women before me fought to open but my god, is it difficult when that door leads to an anatomy textbook
June 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
anytime i’m having a hard time studying, i remind myself that every page i turn is a door that women before me fought to open but my god, is it difficult when that door leads to an anatomy textbook
um hey, does your girlfriend know that you’re sending me gifts on pokemon go…??
June 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
um hey, does your girlfriend know that you’re sending me gifts on pokemon go…??
can’t believe i let a MAN ruin my spotify algorithm with all the shitty music he sent me
June 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
can’t believe i let a MAN ruin my spotify algorithm with all the shitty music he sent me