S. Antifrizz
@s-antifrizz.bsky.social
Freedent's the one that took the stick out of gum, and Freedent moistens your mouth, yeah, moistens your mouth, and freshens your breath while you cheeeeewwww!
@sluggodoug.bsky.social The past hour on First Wave has made my entire day. Thank you for getting this 10°F Monday off to a decent start!
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
@sluggodoug.bsky.social The past hour on First Wave has made my entire day. Thank you for getting this 10°F Monday off to a decent start!
Know your enemy.
February 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Know your enemy.
Reposted by S. Antifrizz
Dear manager, this week I acheived these goals.
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
February 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Dear manager, this week I acheived these goals.
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
Eugenicists always want to save the dumbest, most bland, easiest to control people because duh. POC, LGBTQIA+, & folks w/disabilities learned to know themselves & their own power the hard way in this country. We resist. We won't be controlled.
February 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Eugenicists always want to save the dumbest, most bland, easiest to control people because duh. POC, LGBTQIA+, & folks w/disabilities learned to know themselves & their own power the hard way in this country. We resist. We won't be controlled.
How many fuckwit #antivaxxers do you know who refused COVID19 vaccines, statutory didn't know what was in them, but then scrambled to get #semaglutides or other weight-loss injections?
February 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
How many fuckwit #antivaxxers do you know who refused COVID19 vaccines, statutory didn't know what was in them, but then scrambled to get #semaglutides or other weight-loss injections?
@sluggodoug.bsky.social How's this for a Love Cat? This is KitKat in fat-relaxation mode Reese at her corporate job with an outdated laptop.
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
@sluggodoug.bsky.social How's this for a Love Cat? This is KitKat in fat-relaxation mode Reese at her corporate job with an outdated laptop.
I'm doing a fill-in puzzle and came across this word. Please tell me I'm not imagining that this is entirely fucked up.
February 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm doing a fill-in puzzle and came across this word. Please tell me I'm not imagining that this is entirely fucked up.
Today, in the Tales of Stupid Saima: I typed the word "feather" in a text & a feather emoji appeared in the predictive text. Not realizing it was a feather emoji, I thought a small escaped booger from my nose and I tried repeatedly to blow it off the screen, until, you know, I figured it out.
January 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Today, in the Tales of Stupid Saima: I typed the word "feather" in a text & a feather emoji appeared in the predictive text. Not realizing it was a feather emoji, I thought a small escaped booger from my nose and I tried repeatedly to blow it off the screen, until, you know, I figured it out.
Come see this show this weekend!
December 3, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Come see this show this weekend!
If you've ever wondered how much air your intestines can hold, eat a bowl of Grape Nuts for dinner. If I fell off a boat last night, I'd be more buoyant than the rafts AND I'd have enough propulsion to get survivors to shore.
January 6, 2024 at 1:15 PM
If you've ever wondered how much air your intestines can hold, eat a bowl of Grape Nuts for dinner. If I fell off a boat last night, I'd be more buoyant than the rafts AND I'd have enough propulsion to get survivors to shore.