Ryan Schwartz
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📺 @TVCritics.org member
📝 ryanschwartz.substack.com
📂 ryanschwartz.tv
📧 [email protected] (DMs open)
📍 New York, NY
End-times thought experiment inspired by #Pluribus Episode 3:
Civilization is gone, you’re the last person standing, and you can salvage one complete TV series.
Which show are you choosing to stay sane?
Civilization is gone, you’re the last person standing, and you can salvage one complete TV series.
Which show are you choosing to stay sane?
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
End-times thought experiment inspired by #Pluribus Episode 3:
Civilization is gone, you’re the last person standing, and you can salvage one complete TV series.
Which show are you choosing to stay sane?
Civilization is gone, you’re the last person standing, and you can salvage one complete TV series.
Which show are you choosing to stay sane?
Welp, it happened.
I've been doxxed by the Not Ready for Primetime podcast.
You'll be hearing from my lawyers, @ryanboston.bsky.social and @mikeryan.bsky.social!
I've been doxxed by the Not Ready for Primetime podcast.
You'll be hearing from my lawyers, @ryanboston.bsky.social and @mikeryan.bsky.social!
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Welp, it happened.
I've been doxxed by the Not Ready for Primetime podcast.
You'll be hearing from my lawyers, @ryanboston.bsky.social and @mikeryan.bsky.social!
I've been doxxed by the Not Ready for Primetime podcast.
You'll be hearing from my lawyers, @ryanboston.bsky.social and @mikeryan.bsky.social!
The correct answer is Dave and Penny.
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The correct answer is Dave and Penny.
This movie is never available on planes despite being the perfect plane movie.
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This movie is never available on planes despite being the perfect plane movie.
Here’s a starter pack:
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Here’s a starter pack:
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Everyone who’s ever bitched about reboots and remakes should be speaking out against this Saving Silverman remake.
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Everyone who’s ever bitched about reboots and remakes should be speaking out against this Saving Silverman remake.
I suppose it could’ve been worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I suppose it could’ve been worse.
“Can my co-star look like a British Property Brother?” - Zooey Deschanel, probably
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“Can my co-star look like a British Property Brother?” - Zooey Deschanel, probably
Having not seen a second of DMV before now, it just dawned on me that CBS basically copied NBC’s formula:
Put Harriet Dyer in a workplace comedy opposite a former SNL cast member.
Only DMV is different from American Auto… because this one features two former SNL cast members.
Put Harriet Dyer in a workplace comedy opposite a former SNL cast member.
Only DMV is different from American Auto… because this one features two former SNL cast members.
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Having not seen a second of DMV before now, it just dawned on me that CBS basically copied NBC’s formula:
Put Harriet Dyer in a workplace comedy opposite a former SNL cast member.
Only DMV is different from American Auto… because this one features two former SNL cast members.
Put Harriet Dyer in a workplace comedy opposite a former SNL cast member.
Only DMV is different from American Auto… because this one features two former SNL cast members.
We are giving her the Emmy she should've received for Better Call Saul.
We is us. :)
We is us. :)
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
We are giving her the Emmy she should've received for Better Call Saul.
We is us. :)
We is us. :)
huge if true Threads
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
huge if true Threads
Zohran has some pretty big shoes to fill.
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Zohran has some pretty big shoes to fill.
Dick Cheney dies… Zohran Mamdani wins… Danielle Fishel goes home.
You win some, you lose some.
You win some, you lose some.
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Dick Cheney dies… Zohran Mamdani wins… Danielle Fishel goes home.
You win some, you lose some.
You win some, you lose some.
Oh wow, it’s real. 0%. 👀
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Oh wow, it’s real. 0%. 👀
This Just In: Madeline Wuntch has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This Just In: Madeline Wuntch has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
First thing Dick Cheney saw when he crossed over:
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
First thing Dick Cheney saw when he crossed over:
Meanwhile, over on Instagram…
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Meanwhile, over on Instagram…
