Anxiety Wizard
@ryanridiculous.bsky.social
The life chose me (the life is trauma)
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I was taught cursive in 3rd grade
I was taught cursive in 3rd grade
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I text with a numpad.
I text with a numpad.
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i owned a sidewinder pro.
i owned a sidewinder pro.
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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I was taught cursive in 3rd grade
I was taught cursive in 3rd grade
"Your reward for taking a step towards a brighter world is the forces of darkness rallying against you."
Excuse me @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social ??? In the middle of my escapism??? @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social
Excuse me @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social ??? In the middle of my escapism??? @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 6:24 AM
"Your reward for taking a step towards a brighter world is the forces of darkness rallying against you."
Excuse me @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social ??? In the middle of my escapism??? @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social
Excuse me @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social ??? In the middle of my escapism??? @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social
The more I listen to @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social the more I understand why viewers are so afraid (let's be honest, they don't have valid critasisms) of @aabria.bsky.social.
She is so in it thematically AND mechanically that she would eat all of us alive of we sat at the same table.
She is so in it thematically AND mechanically that she would eat all of us alive of we sat at the same table.
February 6, 2026 at 2:05 AM
The more I listen to @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social the more I understand why viewers are so afraid (let's be honest, they don't have valid critasisms) of @aabria.bsky.social.
She is so in it thematically AND mechanically that she would eat all of us alive of we sat at the same table.
She is so in it thematically AND mechanically that she would eat all of us alive of we sat at the same table.
I have such little motivation. Working seems like bullshit in the face of *gestures at everything*
January 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I have such little motivation. Working seems like bullshit in the face of *gestures at everything*
How am I losing trust in bullet pointed lists?!?!?!?
Fucking GenAI has tainted any post I see with bullet points because it's such a common fucking output scheme. Gods, I hate this timeline
Fucking GenAI has tainted any post I see with bullet points because it's such a common fucking output scheme. Gods, I hate this timeline
December 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
How am I losing trust in bullet pointed lists?!?!?!?
Fucking GenAI has tainted any post I see with bullet points because it's such a common fucking output scheme. Gods, I hate this timeline
Fucking GenAI has tainted any post I see with bullet points because it's such a common fucking output scheme. Gods, I hate this timeline
I am not an artist, not even a hobby artist. The closest I get is DMing a D&D game for friends. But when I send a paragraph to them with a funny description for our game and they say "That was so good! Did you use ChatGPT for that?"
My soul died a little bit today
My soul died a little bit today
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I am not an artist, not even a hobby artist. The closest I get is DMing a D&D game for friends. But when I send a paragraph to them with a funny description for our game and they say "That was so good! Did you use ChatGPT for that?"
My soul died a little bit today
My soul died a little bit today
Having a senior engineer say "Why don't you ask Copilot?" Really got me depressed
December 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Having a senior engineer say "Why don't you ask Copilot?" Really got me depressed
If I did my job the way AI does my job, I'd get fired. "AI will take our jobs!" Maybe. But it ain't gonna be because it's better than me.
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If I did my job the way AI does my job, I'd get fired. "AI will take our jobs!" Maybe. But it ain't gonna be because it's better than me.
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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We’ve really gotta stop blaming our phones for problems capitalism created.
The reason community is hard is not because we’re on our phones too much. It’s because even though we’re wired for connection, we were all raised to be consumers.
And under capitalism, even love is transactional.
The reason community is hard is not because we’re on our phones too much. It’s because even though we’re wired for connection, we were all raised to be consumers.
And under capitalism, even love is transactional.
October 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We’ve really gotta stop blaming our phones for problems capitalism created.
The reason community is hard is not because we’re on our phones too much. It’s because even though we’re wired for connection, we were all raised to be consumers.
And under capitalism, even love is transactional.
The reason community is hard is not because we’re on our phones too much. It’s because even though we’re wired for connection, we were all raised to be consumers.
And under capitalism, even love is transactional.
If my anxiety could stay out of my stomach, that would be AMAZING
October 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
If my anxiety could stay out of my stomach, that would be AMAZING
Crazy that in preparing to be a dad, I discovered that the "terrible twos" people keep mentioning is a small human who has just enough ability to understand what they want but not enough to communicate it or regulate when they get frustrated.
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Crazy that in preparing to be a dad, I discovered that the "terrible twos" people keep mentioning is a small human who has just enough ability to understand what they want but not enough to communicate it or regulate when they get frustrated.
Also, I don't know how to express to coworkers how little I want to talk to anyone while I'm in the restroom
October 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Also, I don't know how to express to coworkers how little I want to talk to anyone while I'm in the restroom
I'm as addicted to my magic rectangle as the next guy, but if you're scrolling while peeing at the urinal, wtf dude
October 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I'm as addicted to my magic rectangle as the next guy, but if you're scrolling while peeing at the urinal, wtf dude
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“i don’t read fiction” damn sorry about your flaccid imagination
September 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“i don’t read fiction” damn sorry about your flaccid imagination
I need computer companies to give me trackpad buttons back. The buttons being merged with the mouse pad SUCKS
September 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I need computer companies to give me trackpad buttons back. The buttons being merged with the mouse pad SUCKS
Op
August 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Op
I keep wanting to get into an MMO, but the time to fun ratio to me is too high. I got a kid and work. I can't keep up
August 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I keep wanting to get into an MMO, but the time to fun ratio to me is too high. I got a kid and work. I can't keep up
Seriously wondering how Sci Fi stories were taken as goals instead of cautionary tales. Writers truly roll in their graves or just weeping at human media illiteracy
August 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Seriously wondering how Sci Fi stories were taken as goals instead of cautionary tales. Writers truly roll in their graves or just weeping at human media illiteracy
Who has the hook up for a seratonin dealer? Ya boy is running low
August 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Who has the hook up for a seratonin dealer? Ya boy is running low
Shout out to toddlers teething, gotta be the worst experience for them.
August 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Shout out to toddlers teething, gotta be the worst experience for them.
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giving it a shit about your kids’ mental health is parenting on hard mode.
constantly reminded of how much work parenting wasn’t for most boomers.
(sorry this has just been A LOT and i’m overwhelmed rn)
constantly reminded of how much work parenting wasn’t for most boomers.
(sorry this has just been A LOT and i’m overwhelmed rn)
August 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
giving it a shit about your kids’ mental health is parenting on hard mode.
constantly reminded of how much work parenting wasn’t for most boomers.
(sorry this has just been A LOT and i’m overwhelmed rn)
constantly reminded of how much work parenting wasn’t for most boomers.
(sorry this has just been A LOT and i’m overwhelmed rn)
Would I like a different tattoo artist to do an Asian dragon next to my European one? Yes.
Will I get so tired of looking I go back to my first artist? Also yes
Will I get so tired of looking I go back to my first artist? Also yes
August 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Would I like a different tattoo artist to do an Asian dragon next to my European one? Yes.
Will I get so tired of looking I go back to my first artist? Also yes
Will I get so tired of looking I go back to my first artist? Also yes
Old men who run their hands under water for .5 seconds and then leave the restroom should have to spend the night in jail. Not like, a long time. Just one night
August 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Old men who run their hands under water for .5 seconds and then leave the restroom should have to spend the night in jail. Not like, a long time. Just one night
Drinking an Irish coffee in a hot shower to break the record for fastest dehydration
August 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Drinking an Irish coffee in a hot shower to break the record for fastest dehydration