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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦
@ryanlindley.bsky.social
Recovering Twitter Junkie
I post food stuff, and funny stuff.
YouTube: YouTube.com/@gettingsaucedpod
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Just finished a jar of pickles and had to laugh at the use of the word “Ultimate” and the actual (minus maybe 10 chunks that got dumped out) amount of garlic in the jar.

There is more garlic in peanut butter than there was in this jar of pickles 🤣😂
October 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Why does this work so well??? 🔥🔥
October 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The host of tonight’s festivities also needs a round of applause. Photo courtesy of The Grooming Lab 😂🐾
Tell him how handsome he is with his turkey tie.
Tell him!
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
🎶“Life for me is a gravy boat fantasy….”🎵
October 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“I’m sorry, you stupid motherfucker but were you under the dilute impression you could eat Goldfish crackers without my express knowledge and consent of action? No, I didn’t think so…..”

I live with a mobster
October 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The struggle is real
October 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When you have a wing craving, sometimes you gotta steal the dust and sauce recipe of your favourite closed-down pub from their former employees and do it at home! 😂🔥
September 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Niebolt Street house from Stephen King’s “It” was a derelict, dilapidated and abandoned property that housed a portal to pure evil.

In Hamilton, this is a charming, characteristic 2-storey with a loft on a spacious corner lot in a quiet neighbourhood and was just reduced to $899,000.00 😂
September 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
August 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Did I rip too hard on the top to taste them and ruin the social media money shot? Yes. Yes I did 😂
August 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Every Friday morning I check in with @genevalaitis on @610cktb and we chat about cooking and BBQ. Yesterday, (after learning of Gene’s disdain for plain yellow mustard 😂) we talked about dry rubs and beef ribs. So, here we are with a nice rack with a grainy horseradish mustard binder and SPG dry rub
August 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
August 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
August 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Ashley and I are making sure we keep up with the latest slang. I think we’re pretty hip.
August 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I’m absolutely gobsmacked she shot herself in the back of the head next week outside of any camera range.

Totally didn’t see that coming.
July 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Daily reminder
July 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The music stripped from the final song.

Ozzy knew. The Prince of Darkness was also the Prince of Light for his wife and family. Rest well, my dude.
July 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
First steps of tackling a pet restoration project I took on last year. Something about an old typewriter makes my soul warm. The look, the sounds and the history of what it produced…

This one was Ashley’s Grandfathers. It’s a vintage Underwood. We’re gonna make her pretty again, Popsy!💪🏼
July 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Baby Brisket on the Weber Kettle 🔥
July 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Candied Jalapeños 🔥
Aka “Cowboy Crack”

8-10 Large Jalapeños cored and sliced
1 cup white sugar
1 cup brown sugar
1 tablespoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon ginger powder
1 cup Apple Cider Vinegar (white works too)
1/2 cup water
Salt to taste
July 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ribfest in town this weekend.
Cool story, bro 😂🔥🔥
July 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Happy Canada Day!! 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦
Didn’t need an entire brisket, so I grabbed this point portion from the local supermarket and couldn’t get over just how perfect it was proportionally. Let’s get some smoke on you, gorgeous!! 🔥🔥
July 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is your hard reality truth reminder that in 1992, Billy Ray Cyrus’ mullet was causing women to question their marriages.

Time heals, guys. We can get through anything. 🤣🤣
July 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Man… That heatwave really did a 180 eh??

I didn’t even get a chance to make a refreshing batch of Beef Fizz… 😂
June 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Everyone has a weird life hack. I think this might be mine 😂
June 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM