Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦
@ryanlindley.bsky.social
Recovering Twitter Junkie
I post food stuff, and funny stuff.
YouTube: YouTube.com/@gettingsaucedpod
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I post food stuff, and funny stuff.
YouTube: YouTube.com/@gettingsaucedpod
ryanlindley.substack.com (Free!)
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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦
@ryanlindley.bsky.social
· Dec 22
The Fool Proof Method For Oven Roasted Prime Rib
If you have the roast already, pull it out of the refrigerator right now.
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"The issue a lot of people run into is knowing when to pull the roast out and rest it. This method takes the guesswork out of that, and lands you a perfectly pink, juicy AF roast."
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Just finished a jar of pickles and had to laugh at the use of the word “Ultimate” and the actual (minus maybe 10 chunks that got dumped out) amount of garlic in the jar.
There is more garlic in peanut butter than there was in this jar of pickles 🤣😂
There is more garlic in peanut butter than there was in this jar of pickles 🤣😂
October 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Just finished a jar of pickles and had to laugh at the use of the word “Ultimate” and the actual (minus maybe 10 chunks that got dumped out) amount of garlic in the jar.
There is more garlic in peanut butter than there was in this jar of pickles 🤣😂
There is more garlic in peanut butter than there was in this jar of pickles 🤣😂
Why does this work so well??? 🔥🔥
October 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Why does this work so well??? 🔥🔥
The host of tonight’s festivities also needs a round of applause. Photo courtesy of The Grooming Lab 😂🐾
Tell him how handsome he is with his turkey tie.
Tell him!
Tell him how handsome he is with his turkey tie.
Tell him!
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The host of tonight’s festivities also needs a round of applause. Photo courtesy of The Grooming Lab 😂🐾
Tell him how handsome he is with his turkey tie.
Tell him!
Tell him how handsome he is with his turkey tie.
Tell him!
🎶“Life for me is a gravy boat fantasy….”🎵
October 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
🎶“Life for me is a gravy boat fantasy….”🎵
“I’m sorry, you stupid motherfucker but were you under the dilute impression you could eat Goldfish crackers without my express knowledge and consent of action? No, I didn’t think so…..”
I live with a mobster
I live with a mobster
October 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“I’m sorry, you stupid motherfucker but were you under the dilute impression you could eat Goldfish crackers without my express knowledge and consent of action? No, I didn’t think so…..”
I live with a mobster
I live with a mobster
The struggle is real
October 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The struggle is real
When you have a wing craving, sometimes you gotta steal the dust and sauce recipe of your favourite closed-down pub from their former employees and do it at home! 😂🔥
September 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
When you have a wing craving, sometimes you gotta steal the dust and sauce recipe of your favourite closed-down pub from their former employees and do it at home! 😂🔥
The Niebolt Street house from Stephen King’s “It” was a derelict, dilapidated and abandoned property that housed a portal to pure evil.
In Hamilton, this is a charming, characteristic 2-storey with a loft on a spacious corner lot in a quiet neighbourhood and was just reduced to $899,000.00 😂
In Hamilton, this is a charming, characteristic 2-storey with a loft on a spacious corner lot in a quiet neighbourhood and was just reduced to $899,000.00 😂
September 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The Niebolt Street house from Stephen King’s “It” was a derelict, dilapidated and abandoned property that housed a portal to pure evil.
In Hamilton, this is a charming, characteristic 2-storey with a loft on a spacious corner lot in a quiet neighbourhood and was just reduced to $899,000.00 😂
In Hamilton, this is a charming, characteristic 2-storey with a loft on a spacious corner lot in a quiet neighbourhood and was just reduced to $899,000.00 😂
Gonna get a head start for 2025 here:
How many years have you been gaslit about the “ThE wAr On ChRiStMaS”?
How many of your Christmas celebrations have been absolutely devastated by this decades-long “wAr”?
Do you fucking get it yet? You are just having “shower fights” in public 😂
How many years have you been gaslit about the “ThE wAr On ChRiStMaS”?
How many of your Christmas celebrations have been absolutely devastated by this decades-long “wAr”?
Do you fucking get it yet? You are just having “shower fights” in public 😂
a man in a red shirt is sitting in a car with a seat belt on .
ALT: a man in a red shirt is sitting in a car with a seat belt on .
media.tenor.com
August 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Gonna get a head start for 2025 here:
How many years have you been gaslit about the “ThE wAr On ChRiStMaS”?
How many of your Christmas celebrations have been absolutely devastated by this decades-long “wAr”?
Do you fucking get it yet? You are just having “shower fights” in public 😂
How many years have you been gaslit about the “ThE wAr On ChRiStMaS”?
How many of your Christmas celebrations have been absolutely devastated by this decades-long “wAr”?
Do you fucking get it yet? You are just having “shower fights” in public 😂
Some real talk: The faster y’all realize that chicken wings, brisket and beef jerky were considered “peasant gruel,” the faster you’ll realize we’ve all been hoodwinked by strategic marketing and uncontrolled, cannibalistic capitalism.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a painting with the words thanks for coming to my ted talk below him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a painting with the words thanks for coming to my ted talk below him
media.tenor.com
August 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Some real talk: The faster y’all realize that chicken wings, brisket and beef jerky were considered “peasant gruel,” the faster you’ll realize we’ve all been hoodwinked by strategic marketing and uncontrolled, cannibalistic capitalism.
Did I rip too hard on the top to taste them and ruin the social media money shot? Yes. Yes I did 😂
August 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Did I rip too hard on the top to taste them and ruin the social media money shot? Yes. Yes I did 😂
Every Friday morning I check in with @genevalaitis on @610cktb and we chat about cooking and BBQ. Yesterday, (after learning of Gene’s disdain for plain yellow mustard 😂) we talked about dry rubs and beef ribs. So, here we are with a nice rack with a grainy horseradish mustard binder and SPG dry rub
August 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Every Friday morning I check in with @genevalaitis on @610cktb and we chat about cooking and BBQ. Yesterday, (after learning of Gene’s disdain for plain yellow mustard 😂) we talked about dry rubs and beef ribs. So, here we are with a nice rack with a grainy horseradish mustard binder and SPG dry rub
Carney is actually playing the 4D chess the mouth-breathers quote. You’re literally watching Canada cripple them with spreadsheets and math, rather than rhetoric and memes.
“WhY dIdNt He MaKe A dEaL?!”
Sit back and grab the popcorn, kids.
I love this country so much ❤️🇨🇦
“WhY dIdNt He MaKe A dEaL?!”
Sit back and grab the popcorn, kids.
I love this country so much ❤️🇨🇦
August 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Carney is actually playing the 4D chess the mouth-breathers quote. You’re literally watching Canada cripple them with spreadsheets and math, rather than rhetoric and memes.
“WhY dIdNt He MaKe A dEaL?!”
Sit back and grab the popcorn, kids.
I love this country so much ❤️🇨🇦
“WhY dIdNt He MaKe A dEaL?!”
Sit back and grab the popcorn, kids.
I love this country so much ❤️🇨🇦
Purposely stating false math equations on Bluesky = Understood by logic
Purposely stating false math equations on Twitter = Predictable
Thanks for being the obvious litmus test
Purposely stating false math equations on Twitter = Predictable
Thanks for being the obvious litmus test
August 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Purposely stating false math equations on Bluesky = Understood by logic
Purposely stating false math equations on Twitter = Predictable
Thanks for being the obvious litmus test
Purposely stating false math equations on Twitter = Predictable
Thanks for being the obvious litmus test
One million dollars is comprehensible to a “normal” brain. It’s like owning two moderate homes.
One Billion Dollars is 1000 time One Million. That 500 moderate homes.
One Trillion dollars is one million times one million dollars. That’s 500,000 moderate homes.
Do you fucking get this yet?
One Billion Dollars is 1000 time One Million. That 500 moderate homes.
One Trillion dollars is one million times one million dollars. That’s 500,000 moderate homes.
Do you fucking get this yet?
August 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
One million dollars is comprehensible to a “normal” brain. It’s like owning two moderate homes.
One Billion Dollars is 1000 time One Million. That 500 moderate homes.
One Trillion dollars is one million times one million dollars. That’s 500,000 moderate homes.
Do you fucking get this yet?
One Billion Dollars is 1000 time One Million. That 500 moderate homes.
One Trillion dollars is one million times one million dollars. That’s 500,000 moderate homes.
Do you fucking get this yet?
Ashley and I are making sure we keep up with the latest slang. I think we’re pretty hip.
August 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Ashley and I are making sure we keep up with the latest slang. I think we’re pretty hip.
I’m absolutely gobsmacked she shot herself in the back of the head next week outside of any camera range.
Totally didn’t see that coming.
Totally didn’t see that coming.
July 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I’m absolutely gobsmacked she shot herself in the back of the head next week outside of any camera range.
Totally didn’t see that coming.
Totally didn’t see that coming.
The music stripped from the final song.
Ozzy knew. The Prince of Darkness was also the Prince of Light for his wife and family. Rest well, my dude.
Ozzy knew. The Prince of Darkness was also the Prince of Light for his wife and family. Rest well, my dude.
July 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The music stripped from the final song.
Ozzy knew. The Prince of Darkness was also the Prince of Light for his wife and family. Rest well, my dude.
Ozzy knew. The Prince of Darkness was also the Prince of Light for his wife and family. Rest well, my dude.
Resale Front row centre for McCartney in Hamilton?
$7,000.00
Resale nosebleeds?
$350-ish
You want my vote moving forward? You best be including the break up of this stupid fucking entertainment monopoly
$7,000.00
Resale nosebleeds?
$350-ish
You want my vote moving forward? You best be including the break up of this stupid fucking entertainment monopoly
July 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Resale Front row centre for McCartney in Hamilton?
$7,000.00
Resale nosebleeds?
$350-ish
You want my vote moving forward? You best be including the break up of this stupid fucking entertainment monopoly
$7,000.00
Resale nosebleeds?
$350-ish
You want my vote moving forward? You best be including the break up of this stupid fucking entertainment monopoly
First steps of tackling a pet restoration project I took on last year. Something about an old typewriter makes my soul warm. The look, the sounds and the history of what it produced…
This one was Ashley’s Grandfathers. It’s a vintage Underwood. We’re gonna make her pretty again, Popsy!💪🏼
This one was Ashley’s Grandfathers. It’s a vintage Underwood. We’re gonna make her pretty again, Popsy!💪🏼
July 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
First steps of tackling a pet restoration project I took on last year. Something about an old typewriter makes my soul warm. The look, the sounds and the history of what it produced…
This one was Ashley’s Grandfathers. It’s a vintage Underwood. We’re gonna make her pretty again, Popsy!💪🏼
This one was Ashley’s Grandfathers. It’s a vintage Underwood. We’re gonna make her pretty again, Popsy!💪🏼
Baby Brisket on the Weber Kettle 🔥
July 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Baby Brisket on the Weber Kettle 🔥