Ryan Hess
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Ryan Hess
@ryanhess.bsky.social
Coffee and whiskey guy. Colorado born and raised. Denver sports fan. Podcast listener. Travel enthusiast.
if someone set up a hot dog stand outside the denver dmv they’d make a small fortune
September 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"Can she get a wine tied to this banana?" - things overheard at the Utah hotel bar
September 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Rolling into Friday like
August 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Warming!
Warming Bernabel, who just produced the walk-off game-winning hit for the #Rockies over the #Dodgers came into tonight with 87 plate appearances.
The Colorado #Rockies lineup tonight has a grand total of 6,827 plate appearances in MLB

Freddie Freeman of the #Dodgers has 9,207
August 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sheer determination
August 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Hey @darthbluesky.bsky.social, Emmy would like to know if it’s dinner time yet
July 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
In a pub in Galway listening to that Irish classic ‘Thong Song’
May 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
lol ok facebook
April 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
one of these years i’ll remember that places close on easter before I go to do my sunday errands
April 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
lol no shit.

It's all we know
April 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Attention: the Rockies scored a run
April 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
first bluesky patio whiskey
April 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
A long time coming. Rooting for him.

Let’s gooooooooo
Gabriel Landeskog will be making his Colorado Eagles debut this evening.
April 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
You know you’re 40 when you’re upset you forgot your earplugs for the rock concert
April 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
moves like jagger

fuck that song into eternity. yeet it into the sun.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
kinda wild that we went from 'this team has no depth' to 'who would you take out for Landy' in the span of about 8 weeks
Even if a certain someone comes back, not sure how you take Joel Kiviranta out of the lineup. He’s been rock solid all year in every single role he’s been put in.
March 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM