Ryan Guthrie
@ryanguthrie.net
Dad of 2, husband of 1, outdoorsman of many.
Twitter 1.0 ➡️ Twilio ➡️ CrowdStrike.
Twitter 1.0 ➡️ Twilio ➡️ CrowdStrike.
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The Vanity Fair photographer with a lot more courage than many titans industry and brokers of power
The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
December 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The Vanity Fair photographer with a lot more courage than many titans industry and brokers of power
50 person white elephant! The kids one was more fun to watch of course. I "won" the singing fish 🐟 🎶 Take me to the river🎶
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
50 person white elephant! The kids one was more fun to watch of course. I "won" the singing fish 🐟 🎶 Take me to the river🎶
Took Sydney and her Friend up to Eldora yesterday - 40 minute lift lines 🤪 But amazing snow for Eldora!
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Took Sydney and her Friend up to Eldora yesterday - 40 minute lift lines 🤪 But amazing snow for Eldora!
Me, day after Thanksgiving Break: Here is a 37 page TDD.
Everyone else: :homer-disappear:
Everyone else: :homer-disappear:
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Me, day after Thanksgiving Break: Here is a 37 page TDD.
Everyone else: :homer-disappear:
Everyone else: :homer-disappear:
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"Why are you giving machines the water you need to drink?"
So they can pollute the air we need to breathe?
"Why are you doing this?"
So they can take away the jobs we need to buy food?
"WHY"
So we can lose our employer health care!
"WHYYYY"
So they can make the art we enjoy making instead!
So they can pollute the air we need to breathe?
"Why are you doing this?"
So they can take away the jobs we need to buy food?
"WHY"
So we can lose our employer health care!
"WHYYYY"
So they can make the art we enjoy making instead!
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"Why are you giving machines the water you need to drink?"
So they can pollute the air we need to breathe?
"Why are you doing this?"
So they can take away the jobs we need to buy food?
"WHY"
So we can lose our employer health care!
"WHYYYY"
So they can make the art we enjoy making instead!
So they can pollute the air we need to breathe?
"Why are you doing this?"
So they can take away the jobs we need to buy food?
"WHY"
So we can lose our employer health care!
"WHYYYY"
So they can make the art we enjoy making instead!
"Your ballot has been received!"
Thank you Colorado for your amazing voting experience.
Thank you Colorado for your amazing voting experience.
November 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"Your ballot has been received!"
Thank you Colorado for your amazing voting experience.
Thank you Colorado for your amazing voting experience.
Perfect timing for my upcoming travel.
The Department of Transportation might be forced to shut down airspace in certain parts of the country if the government shutdown continues into next week, per US Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy
November 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Perfect timing for my upcoming travel.
Crushed Bear Peak and South Boulder Peak 💪
October 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Crushed Bear Peak and South Boulder Peak 💪
St. Vrain Mountain and Meadow Mountain, 10 miles, 3700 vert, and LOTS of wind.
September 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
St. Vrain Mountain and Meadow Mountain, 10 miles, 3700 vert, and LOTS of wind.
Backyard fire season has arrived
September 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Backyard fire season has arrived
I have hiked nearly three times as much this year, as last year. 💪🥾
September 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I have hiked nearly three times as much this year, as last year. 💪🥾
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Whether it's Obama wearing a tan suit or Trump declaring "Chipocalypse Now" and pledging to unleash "the Department of WAR" on America's third largest city, leaders of both parties have shown disregard for presidential norms.
September 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Whether it's Obama wearing a tan suit or Trump declaring "Chipocalypse Now" and pledging to unleash "the Department of WAR" on America's third largest city, leaders of both parties have shown disregard for presidential norms.
Popped up to Jasper Peak via Devil's Thumb Pass, then down Storm King Basin. 41k steps, 17.5m, 4850vert, 6k Calories...I hurt!
August 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Popped up to Jasper Peak via Devil's Thumb Pass, then down Storm King Basin. 41k steps, 17.5m, 4850vert, 6k Calories...I hurt!
Williams Fork Reservoir
August 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Williams Fork Reservoir
> You are correct, Ryan.
Time to sign off for the day. My work is done here.
Time to sign off for the day. My work is done here.
August 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
> You are correct, Ryan.
Time to sign off for the day. My work is done here.
Time to sign off for the day. My work is done here.
Semicolons are to compilers, what newline/whitespace is to humans.
August 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Semicolons are to compilers, what newline/whitespace is to humans.
Oof, if Trump pardons Ghislaine Maxwell I can't imagine what that would do to his base...
"Oh it wasn't that bad"
"Obama set her up"
"Hillary's emails!"
"Who hasn't abused underage girls?"
🤦♂️
"Oh it wasn't that bad"
"Obama set her up"
"Hillary's emails!"
"Who hasn't abused underage girls?"
🤦♂️
July 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Oof, if Trump pardons Ghislaine Maxwell I can't imagine what that would do to his base...
"Oh it wasn't that bad"
"Obama set her up"
"Hillary's emails!"
"Who hasn't abused underage girls?"
🤦♂️
"Oh it wasn't that bad"
"Obama set her up"
"Hillary's emails!"
"Who hasn't abused underage girls?"
🤦♂️
"I'll DM you"
How about no. Put it in the open. It isn't private in nature, political, controversial, etc...
Want to go all @eoinisawesome.com on them and return 302.
How about no. Put it in the open. It isn't private in nature, political, controversial, etc...
Want to go all @eoinisawesome.com on them and return 302.
July 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"I'll DM you"
How about no. Put it in the open. It isn't private in nature, political, controversial, etc...
Want to go all @eoinisawesome.com on them and return 302.
How about no. Put it in the open. It isn't private in nature, political, controversial, etc...
Want to go all @eoinisawesome.com on them and return 302.
Just looked in the window and saw someone grumpy looking at me. It was my reflection.
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy field with the words d ' oh written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy field with the words d ' oh written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
July 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Just looked in the window and saw someone grumpy looking at me. It was my reflection.
Some punk called me sir at the gym this morning.
I'm his defense I slept wrong Sunday night and my back has hurt since then.
I'm his defense I slept wrong Sunday night and my back has hurt since then.
July 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Some punk called me sir at the gym this morning.
I'm his defense I slept wrong Sunday night and my back has hurt since then.
I'm his defense I slept wrong Sunday night and my back has hurt since then.
