Ryan Cronkhite
@ryancronkhite.bsky.social
Tabletop gaming enthusiast, Godzilla apologist, and single dad. Advocate of fully automated luxury gay space communism. Person of ADD. I only yell at clouds when they deserve it.
"'Cause I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy."
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
"'Cause I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy."
Like Phantasmagoria. I could totally see that. With nonsensical puzzles like King's Quest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Like Phantasmagoria. I could totally see that. With nonsensical puzzles like King's Quest.
It feels like it would somehow have to be an original NES game. At least in my head.
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 AM
It feels like it would somehow have to be an original NES game. At least in my head.
THANK YOU! I wasn't going to say it, and it was killing me.
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
THANK YOU! I wasn't going to say it, and it was killing me.
It's a damn good song
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
It's a damn good song
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their kitties."
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their kitties."
Never give me an excuse to post a CAKE song. I'll do it.
Sick of You - CAKE (Official Video)
YouTube video by thebandcake
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Never give me an excuse to post a CAKE song. I'll do it.
This is the funniest thing I've seen today and I desperately needed to see it. Thank you.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
This is the funniest thing I've seen today and I desperately needed to see it. Thank you.
It's so frustrating how they make us passively complicit in their madness.
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
It's so frustrating how they make us passively complicit in their madness.
You got this. Stop periodically and stretch. The road is the greatest hypnotist ever.
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
You got this. Stop periodically and stretch. The road is the greatest hypnotist ever.
Thank you for reminding me of one of the saddest songs about over the counter medicine ever written.
Cough Syrup
YouTube video by Young The Giant - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Thank you for reminding me of one of the saddest songs about over the counter medicine ever written.
This man should die in prison.
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
This man should die in prison.
Reposted by Ryan Cronkhite
Robert Morris, pastor of Gateway Church in Texas, is the shitbag that did this.
Former Texas megachurch pastor Robert Morris pleads guilty to child sex abuse charges
The founder of a Texas megachurch who resigned last year after a woman in Oklahoma accused the pastor of sexually abusing her in the 1980s pleaded guilty Thursday to five counts of lewd and indecent a...
www.pbs.org
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Robert Morris, pastor of Gateway Church in Texas, is the shitbag that did this.
Robert Morris, pastor of Gateway Church in Texas, is the shitbag that did this.
Former Texas megachurch pastor Robert Morris pleads guilty to child sex abuse charges
The founder of a Texas megachurch who resigned last year after a woman in Oklahoma accused the pastor of sexually abusing her in the 1980s pleaded guilty Thursday to five counts of lewd and indecent a...
www.pbs.org
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Robert Morris, pastor of Gateway Church in Texas, is the shitbag that did this.
Six months?!? There are federal minimums on this. Was this a state court or something? Life should be on the table.
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Six months?!? There are federal minimums on this. Was this a state court or something? Life should be on the table.
I HAVE! I DEVOURED THE FLESH OF MY ENEMIES! ADMITTEDLY, MY ENEMIES WERE LITERAL CHICKENS!
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I HAVE! I DEVOURED THE FLESH OF MY ENEMIES! ADMITTEDLY, MY ENEMIES WERE LITERAL CHICKENS!
Understood. WAAAGH!
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Understood. WAAAGH!
Also notable that strawberries aren't berries, because taxonomy is a madhouse, devoid of reason.
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Also notable that strawberries aren't berries, because taxonomy is a madhouse, devoid of reason.
Is this one of those hydration things?
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Is this one of those hydration things?
And yes, I screwed up verb agreement. I was just testing you. Pay no attention to the sleepy man behind the curtain...
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
And yes, I screwed up verb agreement. I was just testing you. Pay no attention to the sleepy man behind the curtain...