Ryan Burkett
@ryanburkett.bsky.social
Chicago writer and comedian, trying to raise a good beagle
Same but realized later I was thinking of Tom Wilkinson
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Same but realized later I was thinking of Tom Wilkinson
A lot of people think “we put a man on the moon” is a lie
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
A lot of people think “we put a man on the moon” is a lie
Me too (“Bridget Everett!”)
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Me too (“Bridget Everett!”)
If this ever happens to me I swear to god
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If this ever happens to me I swear to god
Must be nice (my family went woke)
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Must be nice (my family went woke)
I’m non-Demi curious (I didn’t read Demi Moore’s autobiography)
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’m non-Demi curious (I didn’t read Demi Moore’s autobiography)
Everyone gets there eventually
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Everyone gets there eventually
I’m h-word for h-word (Hooray for Hollywood)
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I’m h-word for h-word (Hooray for Hollywood)