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St Nickbeard GC straight outta Tat Norf
@ryan.crawcour.social
Pākehā in Tāmaki Makaurau, Aotearoa.

Manipulator of 1s & 0s while building "the cloud"
Bikes, Beer, BBQ... Do all good things in life start with the letter B?

Posts are my own.
Day 4 of Behemoth #Beermas and I’m a little concerned about this one.

Hophemoth, a Triple Hazy IPA comes in swinging with a mammoth 10% ABV,

With mammoth levels of New Zealand & American hops this beast has mighty levels of fruit and leaves nothing but satisfied drinkers in its wake.
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
well, i have witnessed this before and nearly comitted murder
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i wish to register a complaint
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
maybe Google Maps still doesn't know about Ikea, or the masses haven't descended in quite as dramatic fashion as was expected.

sure, journey time has now gone from 25 mins to 55 mins, but i suspect that's just regular Auckland SH1 traffic. the bit around Sylvia Park looks clear.
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Ouch. Gonna be hard for the All Blacks to advance past quarterfinals at the next World Cup!
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
so dumb ...... it's just a fucking shop.
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
#IKEANZ has been open for 18 minutes, and so far #IKEAPOCALYPSE is not as bad as i thought it was going to be.

unless Google Maps hasn't caught up yet.
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i did not have "Phil Twyford is the hero we need" on my bingo card for today.

thank you @philtwyford.bsky.social for calling that jerk out on his bullying.

#nzpol
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i swear mine is just some random data generator. other than my top artist, Black Sabbath, i don't have a clue who any of these other people are!?!?
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Good grief. Here we go. Again. Must be the 4th or 5th wave of this now.
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Happy 10th birthday Te Ara I Whiti

Ten years on, we’re celebrating the impact the Lightpath has had on Auckland.

www.bikeauckland.org.nz/news/ten-yea...

#TeAraIWhiti
#Lightpath
#PinkPath
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
That blue blob is on the road to the causeway after turning right.
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Day 3 of the Behemoth advent calendar, and after yesterday’s smack in the face with what felt like all of America we return to a nice easy drinker.

Combining some all time
favourite hops: Citra, Mosaic, El Dorado and Galaxy to bring you a medley of soft juicy flavours and aromas.

#Beermas
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
excuse me, be right back, NEED to go find one of these
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
ok, this story just gets more and more and more ridiculous the more you read.
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i would laugh if this were not so typical
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My gutters can’t keep up!
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Once again, the mayor Auckland needs. Keep swinging Wayne, hope one of your haymakers lands right on Lxon's chin.
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
possibly AI's best work yet
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
it's beginning to feel a bit like Christmas ....

Meri Kirihimete #TāmakiMakaurau
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
the world has gone fucking mad. $400 for a cheap canvas sneaker mass produced in a sweatshop somewhere in SE Asia.

fucking outrageous!

consumer driven capitalism is going to destroy this planet.
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
should've gotten a lot worse, but it's a start. couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
this view of the new overpass proposed for Te Ara Hauāuru gives a much clearer view of the intended plan. hopefully this addresses the fears of people worrying about Harbourview Ōrangihina Park. not much is going to change and our amazing park remains largely as it is.

now just build it already!
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
geee, i bet this guy is sorry he was wearing a helmet. if only he had left his helmet at home the Ute driver that mowed him down would've seen him as a human, paid attention, and not tried to kill him.

silly cyclists with their helmets
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM