rvankenobis
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rvankenobis
@rvankenobis.bsky.social
Lithium-Ion Battery🇱🇹
I occasionally play wipEout and whatnot
Faggot,.,..,,,,...
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February 2, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 7:36 PM
i am compelled to confess my admiration for skibidiahs lavatory
January 31, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.

"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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Movie: The Croods: A New Age
Language: Hausa
Country: Nigeria
January 27, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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And if the Pawn survives constant attacks to make it to the end, it becomes a Queen.

Chess is a transfem allegory.
January 25, 2026 at 8:12 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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ipv6 vs ipv4:

ipv6 can't access github
ipv6 can't access bluesky

conclusion: ipv6 wins
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Been working on my Chinese just in case
January 18, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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this will forever be true
anti-ai
January 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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apropos of nothing when i was a kid there was a part of me that rly hoped one day i'd be at the doctor and they'd be like "so we checked and it turns out you've been a girl this entire time. and the only cure is to dress like a girl all the time and be a girl now or something really bad will happen"
so a few weeks ago I had some bloodwork done and found out my iron levels were hilariously low. the infusions haven't magically cured my chronic illness or anything but I'm suddenly fizzing with energy so I'm basically living out this fantasy in real time
January 11, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 6:31 AM
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jopppp
January 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
October 25, 1511 at 8:26 PM