@rustytrawler.bsky.social
Critical care nurse, USMC vet, lousy jiujiteiro, 40K & Necromunda dork, Twitter refugee
Columbus is a cursed place.
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Columbus is a cursed place.
Nice break from existential dread this evening. The kind of night that makes you want to buy yourself a nice steak instead of green tip 5.56 and pressure dressings.
a man is driving a green car with the words today was a good day on the bottom .
ALT: a man is driving a green car with the words today was a good day on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Nice break from existential dread this evening. The kind of night that makes you want to buy yourself a nice steak instead of green tip 5.56 and pressure dressings.
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It's going to be so amazing being alive in 2026 because the front page will say "BREAKING Mamdani Received Free Cheese Pizza From a Local Vendor, Calls to Resign Mount" and then on page 3 you'll see "Hegseth's Pentagon Rape Dungeon Raises Legal Questions."
October 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
It's going to be so amazing being alive in 2026 because the front page will say "BREAKING Mamdani Received Free Cheese Pizza From a Local Vendor, Calls to Resign Mount" and then on page 3 you'll see "Hegseth's Pentagon Rape Dungeon Raises Legal Questions."
So it seems like a pretty safe assumption at this point that Stephen Miller is feeding Grandpa McRanty AI videos.
October 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
So it seems like a pretty safe assumption at this point that Stephen Miller is feeding Grandpa McRanty AI videos.
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*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
September 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
The Rapture seems like it was a disappointment, as usual. Guess I’ll just have to sit back and wait on Trickle Down Economics ® to get myself a Trump Bible, an anti-materiel rifle and a jet ski.
September 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The Rapture seems like it was a disappointment, as usual. Guess I’ll just have to sit back and wait on Trickle Down Economics ® to get myself a Trump Bible, an anti-materiel rifle and a jet ski.
Cool cool so now I’m going to have to tell family members that I’m giving their family member ‘acetaminophen’instead of Tylenol because Tylenol causes autism and the woke mind virus? I already have it avoid the calling fentanyl fentanyl because the ‘F’ word and induces panic.
September 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Cool cool so now I’m going to have to tell family members that I’m giving their family member ‘acetaminophen’instead of Tylenol because Tylenol causes autism and the woke mind virus? I already have it avoid the calling fentanyl fentanyl because the ‘F’ word and induces panic.
If the Raptue doesn’t happen tomorrow I’m gonna be bummed. Dealing with these shitty exurban megachurch fucks is fucking exhausting.
September 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If the Raptue doesn’t happen tomorrow I’m gonna be bummed. Dealing with these shitty exurban megachurch fucks is fucking exhausting.
I’ve gotten two spam texts from the Widow Kirk. Even in death his grift lives on.
September 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I’ve gotten two spam texts from the Widow Kirk. Even in death his grift lives on.
Seems like that gullible dumbass that got herself shot on January 6th is out and Kirk is in as the GOP’s Horst Wessel.
Wonder if he’ll get a song?
Wonder if he’ll get a song?
September 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Seems like that gullible dumbass that got herself shot on January 6th is out and Kirk is in as the GOP’s Horst Wessel.
Wonder if he’ll get a song?
Wonder if he’ll get a song?
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Sen. Ruben Gallego: "Today we had a chance to stand with the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice for this country in uniform. Ashli Babbitt is not that. She is a traitor. She will be a traitor. She died a traitor."
September 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Sen. Ruben Gallego: "Today we had a chance to stand with the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice for this country in uniform. Ashli Babbitt is not that. She is a traitor. She will be a traitor. She died a traitor."
To be fair, when your screen time is largely spent browsing Grindr and then guiltily pretending to read a Bible quote app it doesn’t leave much time for keeping up with the news
Speaker Johnson says he hasn’t seen the Trump/Epstein note and drawing released by the Oversight Committee.
“I’ve heard about it. But no. And the White House says it’s not true,” he tells reporters.
“I’ve heard about it. But no. And the White House says it’s not true,” he tells reporters.
September 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
To be fair, when your screen time is largely spent browsing Grindr and then guiltily pretending to read a Bible quote app it doesn’t leave much time for keeping up with the news
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we'll know it's for real when Fox News starts playing Lee Greenwood's rendition of "Swan Lake" on loop
August 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
we'll know it's for real when Fox News starts playing Lee Greenwood's rendition of "Swan Lake" on loop
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Porn is being banned
we must start leaving it in the woods again
we must start leaving it in the woods again
July 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Porn is being banned
we must start leaving it in the woods again
we must start leaving it in the woods again
One of my patients had Fox on last night and holy fuck. I don’t watch Fox, or any cable news really, so I forget how batshit crazy it is.
July 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
One of my patients had Fox on last night and holy fuck. I don’t watch Fox, or any cable news really, so I forget how batshit crazy it is.
The last time I watched a late night show I was in junior high school and it was Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon. I feel a little left out of the Colbert discourse.
July 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The last time I watched a late night show I was in junior high school and it was Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon. I feel a little left out of the Colbert discourse.
When me and my crew roll up on you
July 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
When me and my crew roll up on you
I can’t get over Trump stealing that soccer trophy. Like, I get that it’s small potatoes compared to the policies his administration has been enacting that are quite literally killing people, but it’s just so fucking indescribably bizarre.
July 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I can’t get over Trump stealing that soccer trophy. Like, I get that it’s small potatoes compared to the policies his administration has been enacting that are quite literally killing people, but it’s just so fucking indescribably bizarre.
‘Proud to be an American’ makes my skin crawl.
July 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
‘Proud to be an American’ makes my skin crawl.
Last 4th of July I felt really subdued and reflective. I’m not really one for performative patriotism anyway, but it really felt like possibly my last 4th living in country that, while far from perfect, wasn’t completely fucked.
Glad I’m working this year so I can just kinda tune it out.
Glad I’m working this year so I can just kinda tune it out.
July 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Last 4th of July I felt really subdued and reflective. I’m not really one for performative patriotism anyway, but it really felt like possibly my last 4th living in country that, while far from perfect, wasn’t completely fucked.
Glad I’m working this year so I can just kinda tune it out.
Glad I’m working this year so I can just kinda tune it out.
Was stopped at a light behind a car with vanity plates that read TREE LWN and a bumper sticker that said ‘Make Tree Lawns Great Again’ and I desperately want to meet this person.
July 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Was stopped at a light behind a car with vanity plates that read TREE LWN and a bumper sticker that said ‘Make Tree Lawns Great Again’ and I desperately want to meet this person.
Pretty excited that we’re about to pump 60+ billion dollars into the agency that makes the people sniffing your shoes at the airport look like James fucking Bond.
July 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Pretty excited that we’re about to pump 60+ billion dollars into the agency that makes the people sniffing your shoes at the airport look like James fucking Bond.