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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣
@ruraljones.bsky.social
born in the last century 🔞👍 highly emojional ❣️😉

Hellawood addressed 🎬⭐ HB obsessed 😈❤️‍🔥 Blitzø IMPressed ♈🤘 Stolas possessed 🦉💜

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Before the tree freaks come fir me, I know that juniper is not a fir tree, but its flavor is typically referred to as “piney.” Plus, there’s pine sugar on top, so let’s be so fir real rn. 🌲🤷
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Everything I’ve ordered from FF has been F-ing amazing! 😍 So happy that you received this beautiful bag just when you needed it. 💜
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Read about the basics of Badvent below. ⬇️
The first 3 weeks in Dec make up the time of Badvent. It’s only 3 weeks instead of 4, because I said so. Unless you’re a practicing Sin worshipper or fundamentalist Abyssian, Badvent is just a shameless excuse to sell candles and calendars 🕯️🗓️ while indulging in Sinanigans. 😈❤️‍🔥 3/11
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Blitz is so trigger-happy. 🔫♈😆
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Sometimes, when I’m spiraling 🌀, I’ll suddenly look at the calendar 🗓️, then start saying to myself like a mantra, “This is not real. This is not real…” 🧘‍♀️🕉️ It helps, actually.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Thank you 🫶, and I hope so! 🙏 If this brings them even one-tenth of the joy that their writing brings me 🥰, it’s worth the time and effort. 👌
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The way this community uplifts 🙌, supports 🫂, and works with each other 🤝 out of imp-pure love for art 🎨, writing ✍️ , and horny demons ♈🦉 warms my heart. ❤️‍🔥
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This was my first Blitzy Rodeo ♈🐂, but it won’t be my last! 👩‍💻
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’ve been rereading the SIP outta this fic. ☕👩‍💻
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I downloaded the pattern from Etsy 💻⬇️, but I don't have a cutting machine and do everything by hand 📄✂️, so I had to adapt it for my purposes.

www.etsy.com/listing/6686...
www.etsy.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This short, beautiful fic is based on a deleted verse from “You Will Be Okay”:

archiveofourown.org/works/57035482
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Oh, there you are! 👋 I would have given you a medal 🏅, but you’d just try to eat it. 😜
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM