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born in the last century 🔞👍 highly emojional ❣️😉
Hellawood addressed 🎬⭐ HB obsessed 😈❤️🔥 Blitzø IMPressed ♈🤘 Stolas possessed 🦉💜
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Hellawood addressed 🎬⭐ HB obsessed 😈❤️🔥 Blitzø IMPressed ♈🤘 Stolas possessed 🦉💜
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I told my family that I was sick last Thanksgiving to get out of a planned event the next day when the drop date for #Mastermind was moved up (wore a mask 😷 and distanced ↔️ to sell the lie). Spent that Friday in bed watching the ep and scrolling sm. 🛌👩💻 NO regrets. 🙅♀️ Happy Hellaversary!
#HelluvaBoss
#HelluvaBoss
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I told my family that I was sick last Thanksgiving to get out of a planned event the next day when the drop date for #Mastermind was moved up (wore a mask 😷 and distanced ↔️ to sell the lie). Spent that Friday in bed watching the ep and scrolling sm. 🛌👩💻 NO regrets. 🙅♀️ Happy Hellaversary!
#HelluvaBoss
#HelluvaBoss
#BarbieWire ♈️ and #Vassago 🦜 are 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 SIPping S³’s JuniPurg latte 🌲☕️ in these posters from the new #HelluvaBoss sinsonal merch drop. That was fast! 🧋💨
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
#BarbieWire ♈️ and #Vassago 🦜 are 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 SIPping S³’s JuniPurg latte 🌲☕️ in these posters from the new #HelluvaBoss sinsonal merch drop. That was fast! 🧋💨
Now that we’ve closed the book on Ficsgiving 📕🍽️, I’m turning toward my new fictional Hellabration: Badvent. 😈 🗓️ Just planning to burn some candles 🕯️ and watch a virtual Sinder block 📺🔥🪵 (Hell’s version of a Yule log), but you’re hellcome to join me on Dec 1st.
#HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse
#HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Now that we’ve closed the book on Ficsgiving 📕🍽️, I’m turning toward my new fictional Hellabration: Badvent. 😈 🗓️ Just planning to burn some candles 🕯️ and watch a virtual Sinder block 📺🔥🪵 (Hell’s version of a Yule log), but you’re hellcome to join me on Dec 1st.
#HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse
#HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse
Today is my friend’s birthday, so I sent him a text. 📲😊
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Today is my friend’s birthday, so I sent him a text. 📲😊
I SIPped off more than I could brew ☕ with my #Ficsgiving project, but for extra ✨ credit, I’m including one Totali-tea 🌒🫖 (Owl Grey 🦉🩶, natch). This moving oneshot from @treblerose89.bsky.social, in which Stolas reflects on becoming a parent 🥚, had particular resonance this year. 🔗⬇️
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I SIPped off more than I could brew ☕ with my #Ficsgiving project, but for extra ✨ credit, I’m including one Totali-tea 🌒🫖 (Owl Grey 🦉🩶, natch). This moving oneshot from @treblerose89.bsky.social, in which Stolas reflects on becoming a parent 🥚, had particular resonance this year. 🔗⬇️
This fic takes first place 🥇: @implydone.bsky.social’s first longfic and my first time following a fic as it unfolded from start to finish. 🗓️👩💻 It must’ve been the imp-preg hormones ♈️🫃🏽, because young, vulnerable Blitz and his found family among Stolas’s staff made me highly emotional. 😭
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This fic takes first place 🥇: @implydone.bsky.social’s first longfic and my first time following a fic as it unfolded from start to finish. 🗓️👩💻 It must’ve been the imp-preg hormones ♈️🫃🏽, because young, vulnerable Blitz and his found family among Stolas’s staff made me highly emotional. 😭
This hot ❤️🔥 and bothered 😡 enemies-to-lovers story of Stolitz fighting their way through a coffee cupetition ☕️🏆 is so fun that I’m—almost!—prepared to forgive the fact that S³ didn’t make the cut. 🙅♀️ Darling artwork by @glitterkoneko.bsky.social adds sprinkles of sparkles throughout. ✨💖
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This hot ❤️🔥 and bothered 😡 enemies-to-lovers story of Stolitz fighting their way through a coffee cupetition ☕️🏆 is so fun that I’m—almost!—prepared to forgive the fact that S³ didn’t make the cut. 🙅♀️ Darling artwork by @glitterkoneko.bsky.social adds sprinkles of sparkles throughout. ✨💖
As a PATD fan 😱🪩, I responded immediately to @stolasluvr.bsky.social’s “Emergency” 🚨, which delivers a gut punch right out of the gate 😵🥊, but recovers ❤️🩹 in the 9th round w/an artful assist from @ls-akari.bsky.social and daybuckzo.bsky.social. It sure as hell ain’t normal but we deal, we deal.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
As a PATD fan 😱🪩, I responded immediately to @stolasluvr.bsky.social’s “Emergency” 🚨, which delivers a gut punch right out of the gate 😵🥊, but recovers ❤️🩹 in the 9th round w/an artful assist from @ls-akari.bsky.social and daybuckzo.bsky.social. It sure as hell ain’t normal but we deal, we deal.
I did not give a fic about Human Stolitz 🚫👬 until @blitzyrodeo.bsky.social radicalized me. Now they have me (and each other, prob) in a chokehold. 👨🏻❤️👨🏽🫶 Holy Water is an epic fic ✝️💧 w/divine art by Lis Lass (✅ it out!), but I’m so whipped for this WIP that I had to make it a SIP.🧋🪦🌕
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I did not give a fic about Human Stolitz 🚫👬 until @blitzyrodeo.bsky.social radicalized me. Now they have me (and each other, prob) in a chokehold. 👨🏻❤️👨🏽🫶 Holy Water is an epic fic ✝️💧 w/divine art by Lis Lass (✅ it out!), but I’m so whipped for this WIP that I had to make it a SIP.🧋🪦🌕
Fans of @kiaxian2.bsky.social’s hellarious comics 🔥🤣 may not know that she’s equally skilled at visual 🎨 and textual 🔡 storytelling. This fun fic set in one of Ozzie’s toy 🍆 shops was great company during a long day at the mechanic 🧰🚗😩 and made me really appreciate “fucking Dennis.”🧍🏽♂️🥰
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Fans of @kiaxian2.bsky.social’s hellarious comics 🔥🤣 may not know that she’s equally skilled at visual 🎨 and textual 🔡 storytelling. This fun fic set in one of Ozzie’s toy 🍆 shops was great company during a long day at the mechanic 🧰🚗😩 and made me really appreciate “fucking Dennis.”🧍🏽♂️🥰
Based on the number of times I’ve read this fic, I think I might have a problem 🥃, but I’m working through it with this 12-SIP program. ☕️📶 @fullmoon_mazza (on the other app 🐦) sets the bar for flirty Blitz ♈️❤️🔥, who turns up the charm to eleven and takes Stolas (and readers) straight ⬆️ to Heaven.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Based on the number of times I’ve read this fic, I think I might have a problem 🥃, but I’m working through it with this 12-SIP program. ☕️📶 @fullmoon_mazza (on the other app 🐦) sets the bar for flirty Blitz ♈️❤️🔥, who turns up the charm to eleven and takes Stolas (and readers) straight ⬆️ to Heaven.
You can usually boink on the fact that the output matches the name 🔥👉👌, but I first got hooked 🪝 on @helluvaboink.bsky.social with this fluffy fic. Mastermater Blitz struggling to set up an owl prince with his perfect match is the perfect catch 🎣 when your Stolitz 🦉♈️ need a lift. 🙌🥰
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
You can usually boink on the fact that the output matches the name 🔥👉👌, but I first got hooked 🪝 on @helluvaboink.bsky.social with this fluffy fic. Mastermater Blitz struggling to set up an owl prince with his perfect match is the perfect catch 🎣 when your Stolitz 🦉♈️ need a lift. 🙌🥰
It was a good year for priest AUs, but I almost chose another @ladyshadowdancer.bsky.social title (“I really didn’t think you could get hurt…” 💔😭) so I wouldn’t have to face the print guy at Staples. It was as awkward as you’d imagine 😳, but I'd go through Hell again for Father Buckzo. ♈️🙏❤️🔥
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It was a good year for priest AUs, but I almost chose another @ladyshadowdancer.bsky.social title (“I really didn’t think you could get hurt…” 💔😭) so I wouldn’t have to face the print guy at Staples. It was as awkward as you’d imagine 😳, but I'd go through Hell again for Father Buckzo. ♈️🙏❤️🔥
I confess that @runwayinchicago.bsky.social had this former Catholic schoolgirl ✝️🙏 at “Corruption Arc” ❤️🔥, but I was not prepared for the writing to be so divine. 😇💖 Reading this fic is a religious experience for Stolitz stans 🦉♈️, so Heaven help you if you miss out on this blessing. ✨
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I confess that @runwayinchicago.bsky.social had this former Catholic schoolgirl ✝️🙏 at “Corruption Arc” ❤️🔥, but I was not prepared for the writing to be so divine. 😇💖 Reading this fic is a religious experience for Stolitz stans 🦉♈️, so Heaven help you if you miss out on this blessing. ✨
Artist and author @glitzbot.bsky.social delivers a double shot ✌️ of “express-ø” 🎨✍️ with this imp-probable tale of idiots in love. ♈️💞🦉🤪 Unlike Blitz, I don’t need to fake amnesia to try and remember 🤔💭 another fic that has made me laugh this hard. 🤣 Any update is worth the wait.⏳
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Artist and author @glitzbot.bsky.social delivers a double shot ✌️ of “express-ø” 🎨✍️ with this imp-probable tale of idiots in love. ♈️💞🦉🤪 Unlike Blitz, I don’t need to fake amnesia to try and remember 🤔💭 another fic that has made me laugh this hard. 🤣 Any update is worth the wait.⏳
@caitsoprano.bsky.social cleverly crafted a delicious blend of beloved stories with some of my favorite ingredients: epistolary romance 💌✍️, secret admirers 🤫, miscommunication 🔀🙃, enemies-to-lovers, daft demons 🦉♈️, and amazing art by @blitzyrodeo.bsky.social and @whimstories.bsky.social.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
@caitsoprano.bsky.social cleverly crafted a delicious blend of beloved stories with some of my favorite ingredients: epistolary romance 💌✍️, secret admirers 🤫, miscommunication 🔀🙃, enemies-to-lovers, daft demons 🦉♈️, and amazing art by @blitzyrodeo.bsky.social and @whimstories.bsky.social.
@satanic-bipanic.bsky.social’s Perhaps³ deserves its own Featured Flavor 🧋, but getting swept AWY on this journey from childhood friends to Immediate Married Partners to confident couple is rich and complex and brewtiful ☕️🤎, with a satisfying finish that leaves a pleasing aftertaste. 😋👌
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
@satanic-bipanic.bsky.social’s Perhaps³ deserves its own Featured Flavor 🧋, but getting swept AWY on this journey from childhood friends to Immediate Married Partners to confident couple is rich and complex and brewtiful ☕️🤎, with a satisfying finish that leaves a pleasing aftertaste. 😋👌
This year, I’m combining #Ficsgiving 📚🍽️ with ThanksSIPing 🙏☕️ and serving up a couple of fics-packs to give you a taste of what I’ve been enjoying over the past 12 months (still all-in on my #Stolitz ficsation 🦉♈️😵💫). THANK YOU to these writers 🫶🙇♀️ and Happy FicSIPping! 📖🧋
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This year, I’m combining #Ficsgiving 📚🍽️ with ThanksSIPing 🙏☕️ and serving up a couple of fics-packs to give you a taste of what I’ve been enjoying over the past 12 months (still all-in on my #Stolitz ficsation 🦉♈️😵💫). THANK YOU to these writers 🫶🙇♀️ and Happy FicSIPping! 📖🧋
My family: “Why can’t you get ahead in life? What are you doing with your time?”
Me: 🔥🗓️⏱️
Happy Sunday, Sinners! 😈🤘
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Me: 🔥🗓️⏱️
Happy Sunday, Sinners! 😈🤘
sipsipsips.wordpress.com/wth/
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My family: “Why can’t you get ahead in life? What are you doing with your time?”
Me: 🔥🗓️⏱️
Happy Sunday, Sinners! 😈🤘
sipsipsips.wordpress.com/wth/
Me: 🔥🗓️⏱️
Happy Sunday, Sinners! 😈🤘
sipsipsips.wordpress.com/wth/
“I shoulda known it when I looked in your red hot eyes
spewin’ all your red hot lies.” 📺🔴🔴🕷️🪽
#HazbinHotel #Vox #Angel #Poison #spoiler
spewin’ all your red hot lies.” 📺🔴🔴🕷️🪽
#HazbinHotel #Vox #Angel #Poison #spoiler
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“I shoulda known it when I looked in your red hot eyes
spewin’ all your red hot lies.” 📺🔴🔴🕷️🪽
#HazbinHotel #Vox #Angel #Poison #spoiler
spewin’ all your red hot lies.” 📺🔴🔴🕷️🪽
#HazbinHotel #Vox #Angel #Poison #spoiler
I’m gonna buy the SIP out of this f❄️cking ice queen with his pompous little pinkie in the air. 🦚💠🍵🩵
#HelluvaBoss #Andrealphus
#HelluvaBoss #Andrealphus
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m gonna buy the SIP out of this f❄️cking ice queen with his pompous little pinkie in the air. 🦚💠🍵🩵
#HelluvaBoss #Andrealphus
#HelluvaBoss #Andrealphus
I just found out that there’s a Cheez-It milkshake recipe 🟧🧋, so the B.B.B. is NOT lunacy. 🚫🤪 The directions call for blending one cup of Cheez-Its ☝️🔶 with two cups of ice cream ✌️🍨, so I ask you: who’s really crackers? 🤷♀️
www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipe...
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #coffee
www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipe...
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #coffee
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I just found out that there’s a Cheez-It milkshake recipe 🟧🧋, so the B.B.B. is NOT lunacy. 🚫🤪 The directions call for blending one cup of Cheez-Its ☝️🔶 with two cups of ice cream ✌️🍨, so I ask you: who’s really crackers? 🤷♀️
www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipe...
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #coffee
www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipe...
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #coffee
Drove up to the High Desert today 🏜️🚗💨 to visit some friends 👫 and they chose the restaurant. 🇲🇽🌮🍹 #DíaDeMedranos
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Drove up to the High Desert today 🏜️🚗💨 to visit some friends 👫 and they chose the restaurant. 🇲🇽🌮🍹 #DíaDeMedranos
Heading into the weekend like… 🥷🏿☕️
It’s gonna be a busy one 🎃👻🌼💀, so this chill dude is SIPping in contemplation 🍵💭 with S³’s So Long Oolong 👋 before (re)turning to the Dark Scythe. 🪦 Stay safe out there! ⚠️
#GrimReaper #GrimSteeper #Halloween #DíaDeLosMuertos
It’s gonna be a busy one 🎃👻🌼💀, so this chill dude is SIPping in contemplation 🍵💭 with S³’s So Long Oolong 👋 before (re)turning to the Dark Scythe. 🪦 Stay safe out there! ⚠️
#GrimReaper #GrimSteeper #Halloween #DíaDeLosMuertos
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Heading into the weekend like… 🥷🏿☕️
It’s gonna be a busy one 🎃👻🌼💀, so this chill dude is SIPping in contemplation 🍵💭 with S³’s So Long Oolong 👋 before (re)turning to the Dark Scythe. 🪦 Stay safe out there! ⚠️
#GrimReaper #GrimSteeper #Halloween #DíaDeLosMuertos
It’s gonna be a busy one 🎃👻🌼💀, so this chill dude is SIPping in contemplation 🍵💭 with S³’s So Long Oolong 👋 before (re)turning to the Dark Scythe. 🪦 Stay safe out there! ⚠️
#GrimReaper #GrimSteeper #Halloween #DíaDeLosMuertos