Ruben Tisch
@rubentisch.bsky.social
He/Him. MLS pundit. Other sports-- real, fake, and digital. Amateur Magic player.
If I go to a game in Kansas City I'm staying in Columbia.
Hotels across the United States, Canada and Mexico have hiked prices for rooms by hundreds of dollars per night during the FIFA World Cup in 2026, with an analysis by The Athletic revealing an average increase of more than 300 per cent around opening matches in the 16 host cities.
December 10, 2025 at 8:11 AM
If I go to a game in Kansas City I'm staying in Columbia.
There goes Julie Ertz's husband.
December 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
There goes Julie Ertz's husband.
Inter Miami deserve the title because they won it. But the rest of the league should be ashamed of themselves.
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Inter Miami deserve the title because they won it. But the rest of the league should be ashamed of themselves.
Meanwhile, Geo Reyna starts for Gladbach.
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Meanwhile, Geo Reyna starts for Gladbach.
England are in trouble.
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
England are in trouble.
Scotland in Group C.
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Scotland in Group C.
US open against Paraguy, who they just beat.
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
US open against Paraguy, who they just beat.
ENGLAND GET CROATIA.
a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
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December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
ENGLAND GET CROATIA.
France vs Senegal is tasty.
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
France vs Senegal is tasty.
Us draw Australia out of pot 2. Probably the best possible outcome.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Us draw Australia out of pot 2. Probably the best possible outcome.
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BBC recap fella losing his mind here
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
BBC recap fella losing his mind here
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Honestly FIFA doing this is singularly FIFA, like the time it paid for a shitty music about itself. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
United Passions - Wikipedia
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December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Honestly FIFA doing this is singularly FIFA, like the time it paid for a shitty music about itself. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
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Thanks Shaq. "David Blackham" is the closest to funny we've gotten so far.
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Thanks Shaq. "David Blackham" is the closest to funny we've gotten so far.
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hey did you hear about lane kiffin abruptly bailing on the SEC team he was coaching
youtu.be/r6QZMU2FbBU?...
youtu.be/r6QZMU2FbBU?...
Lane Kiffin had beef with the entire SEC, including the school he coached
YouTube video by Secret Base
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December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
hey did you hear about lane kiffin abruptly bailing on the SEC team he was coaching
youtu.be/r6QZMU2FbBU?...
youtu.be/r6QZMU2FbBU?...
Now that we can talk about soccer, Brazil being in pot 1 is ridiculous. They've been awful for years.
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Now that we can talk about soccer, Brazil being in pot 1 is ridiculous. They've been awful for years.
LMAO Rio Ferdinand doing the its called football bit.
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
LMAO Rio Ferdinand doing the its called football bit.
At least this is regular stupid.
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
At least this is regular stupid.
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Carli Lloyd shouting out Jill Ellis in case everyone forgot that we are in the bad place
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Carli Lloyd shouting out Jill Ellis in case everyone forgot that we are in the bad place
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Still 6 hours ahead of schedule for Lauryn.
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Still 6 hours ahead of schedule for Lauryn.
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I am sure everyone in the NFL side of things will take this normally lol
Trump: "When you look at football in the US, soccer -- we seem to never call it that, because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called football? We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I am sure everyone in the NFL side of things will take this normally lol
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Lauryn Hill is on time for a show?! #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Lauryn Hill is on time for a show?! #WorldCupDraw
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Didn't announce Lauryn Hill as a performer because they weren't sure if she would show up
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Didn't announce Lauryn Hill as a performer because they weren't sure if she would show up
Lauryn Hill's drummer is wearing a White Sox hat. All is forgiven.
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Lauryn Hill's drummer is wearing a White Sox hat. All is forgiven.
Lauryn Hill can't go to her own shows but will show up for FIFA.
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Lauryn Hill can't go to her own shows but will show up for FIFA.
I hate Kevin Hart.
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I hate Kevin Hart.