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Ruben Tisch
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He/Him. MLS pundit. Other sports-- real, fake, and digital. Amateur Magic player.
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Hani Mukthar in garbage time. A completely meaningless goal.
Miami just score in the most cartoonists stupid ways. It's incredible.
I've watched enough Western League of Legends to know when a team is cooked after game 1 of a bo3. My friends, Nashville SC are cooked.
The reason I am a big Miami hater is because opponents ju a t do dumb stuff against them and lose. The Fore scored 5 goals on them It's not that hard.
Nashville are in trouble.
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Andy Nájar — at 32 and after a decade beset by recurring knocks — has set MLS career highs in appearances (33) and minutes (2,548). His old high marks were set with D.C. United in 2011!
I think the most underrated thing about Messi (if there is such a thing) is his ability to shrug off defenders and keep his balance.
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a video of the young man's arrest shows him backing up, following commands, while having a weapon drawn on him. He's then surrounded, thrown to the ground, jumped on, and detained. shared with permission.
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There is no journalistic task more imperative than getting eyes inside this process. The kind of thing historians wait for archives of dictatorships to open, when figuring out how the REAL nightmare begin.

newrepublic.com/post/202199/...
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this didn’t happen and if it did it is also impeachable
Trump: "By the way, a friend of mine called us the other day and he said 'I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have because of the Democrat shutdown. I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have with the military.' Today, he sent us a check for $130 million. It's gonna go the military."
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Trump: "By the way, a friend of mine called us the other day and he said 'I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have because of the Democrat shutdown. I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have with the military.' Today, he sent us a check for $130 million. It's gonna go the military."
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Saw some people worrying ESPN would make this show boring and normal. Unthinkable
Charles Barkley's phone starts talking in the middle of the point he's making 😂
The difference in quality between the Fire and both RSL and Portland is astounding.
Look. SOMEONE has to explain Kingdom Hearts.
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Wildly illegal trade policy violating both US and international law, on top of wildly illegal murder of civilians in international & foreign waters, violating both US and international law.
Trump says he's imposing new tariffs on Colombia but won't say what the rate will be
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This is a much different and good Page title match, he needed this to show his range and that HE is the man
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Orlando and Chicago both down 1-0 early in their games. If those results hold, Nashville can't drop into the play-in game, even if they lose here.
They're about to get so turnt with the news of the Vandy win.
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Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.
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