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Eton Muskets
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Twitter refugee
We used to believe if someone took your photo it would steal part of your soul.
When Trumpanzees upload a jpg of the Dear Leader they steal about ten stone.
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
An open book to the most amateur of Freudians.
@john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
@john3ners.bsky.social
UKIP Wales' last five google searches
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Okay, it's the Mike who hasn't just been sacked for being too racist for Rupert Murdoch.
But any excuse to exhume this.
@john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It was the footballers living in the other Mike's TV.
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Maybe he can reform “the two Mikes”.
(The other Mike thinks there are footballers living in his television.)
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The less intelligent of “the two Mikes”.
The other Mike thinks there are footballers living in his television.
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The stupidest thing Bill has ever said this week.
@john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
October 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
October 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Laying tarmac with a brick trowel?
Why is she only wearing one glove?
And those overalls look strangely clean.
@john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
October 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
October 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It’s pretty vanilla in terms of his recent output
October 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
October 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Hard to believe she once handcuffed herselff to Twiter HQ in the middle of winter without a coat and needing a piss.
@john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
How shocking to learn an account that was being retweeted by Musk and had hundreds of thousands of followers a few days after being created was not entirely genuine.
@john3ners.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
August 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
August 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
August 14, 2025 at 10:35 AM
August 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
How sweet that he thought he was going to escape the context note.
@john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social
August 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As ignored in death as he was in life.
August 3, 2025 at 8:58 AM
As you raise a glass to the third anniversary of this human centipede, remember to toast the late Patrick O'Flynn's finest hour.
@john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social
August 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM
July 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM