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An open book to the most amateur of Freudians.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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UKIP Wales' last five google searches
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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patricklohlein.bsky.social Patrick Lohlein @patricklohlein.bsky.social · 7d
I do like a plot twist
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 14d
Here's a particularly weird one where an unnamed sends Epstein a text that says "Tommy Robinson. !! good work" then almost exclusively and repeatedly talk about Goebbels and Kristallnacht for a while before pivoting to talking about blood drawing.

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Message: Yes a new form of govt for the future Sender: e:jeeitunes@gmail.com Time: 08/01/18 02:50:02 PM (554853002) Flags: 1085445 Is Read: No Is Invitation: No GUID: C71ACE5B-0514-41F5-9D3E-2D4E000D9815 Message: Feel free to reach out to Tom for a download directly. He likes you . Sender: Time: 08/01/18 02:50:14 PM (554853014) Flags: 1060865 Is Read: Yes Is Invitation: No GUID: 3738CA01-FCD0-4587-B16A-D273192E403D Message: Thanks Sender: e:jeeitunes@gmail.com Time: 08/01/18 02:57:36 PM (554853456) Flags: 1085445 Is Read: No Is Invitation: No GUID: 87B3B62C-12E1-427B-B7AD-E33A6D57FFE1 Message: Also keep in mind that right after the burning of kristalnacht , Goebels released his move. . it was the eternal jew.. my ex girlfriend used to say she wanted to make a move taking off only the " w" and make it the eternal J E Sender: Time: 08/01/18 03:02:25 PM (554853745) Flags: 1060865 Is Read: Yes Is Invitation: No GUID: 85662439-D895-4674-8C79-8E8946E06940 Message: She meant the 'Internal' Sender: e:jeeitunes@gmail.com Time: 08/01/18 03:02:43 PM (554853763) Flags: 1085445 HOUSE OVERSIGHT 027380 Is Read: No Is Invitation: No GUID: 36EBAA41-6412-460A-8888-A0B73A79E5DC Message: Now you're talking DARK Sender:
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Okay, it's the Mike who hasn't just been sacked for being too racist for Rupert Murdoch.
But any excuse to exhume this.
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November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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daveacoley.bsky.social Dave @daveacoley.bsky.social · 20d
Reform voters favouring Sharia Law type punishment is the most fucking ironic thing this week.
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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The stupidest thing Bill has ever said this week.
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November 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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privateeyenews.bsky.social Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 29d
Minority representation on TV causes outrage

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
October 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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sturdyalex.bsky.social Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · Oct 23
Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.
October 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Sad trombone.
Maybe he can be a mascot...
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October 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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garydelaney.bsky.social Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · Oct 16
A story in three parts
A story in the parts
October 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Laying tarmac with a brick trowel?
Why is she only wearing one glove?
And those overalls look strangely clean.
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October 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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How it started, how it went...
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October 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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This is why the terrorists hate us
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge
Nathan Rimmington ate his way through 3kg of sweets - and doctors were shocked he survived.
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October 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Hard drive inspection please
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October 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Hard to believe she once handcuffed herselff to Twiter HQ in the middle of winter without a coat and needing a piss.
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September 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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August 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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How shocking to learn an account that was being retweeted by Musk and had hundreds of thousands of followers a few days after being created was not entirely genuine.
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August 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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A year since the murder of Lee Hurst.
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August 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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August 14, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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What's with the T-Rex?
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August 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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happytoast.co.uk HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · Aug 5
I didn't know they were making a new version
Trump on the roof of the Whitehouse with the logo from Fiddler on the roof above him.
August 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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How sweet that he thought he was going to escape the context note.
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August 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM