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An open book to the most amateur of Freudians.
@john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
@john3ners.bsky.social
UKIP Wales' last five google searches
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I do like a plot twist
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Here's a particularly weird one where an unnamed sends Epstein a text that says "Tommy Robinson. !! good work" then almost exclusively and repeatedly talk about Goebbels and Kristallnacht for a while before pivoting to talking about blood drawing.

drive.google.com/file/d/1BgrF...
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Okay, it's the Mike who hasn't just been sacked for being too racist for Rupert Murdoch.
But any excuse to exhume this.
@john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Reform voters favouring Sharia Law type punishment is the most fucking ironic thing this week.
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The stupidest thing Bill has ever said this week.
@john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Minority representation on TV causes outrage

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
October 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
October 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.
October 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
October 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Laying tarmac with a brick trowel?
Why is she only wearing one glove?
And those overalls look strangely clean.
@john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
October 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
October 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
October 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Hard to believe she once handcuffed herselff to Twiter HQ in the middle of winter without a coat and needing a piss.
@john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
August 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
How shocking to learn an account that was being retweeted by Musk and had hundreds of thousands of followers a few days after being created was not entirely genuine.
@john3ners.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
August 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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August 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I didn't know they were making a new version
August 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
How sweet that he thought he was going to escape the context note.
@john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social
August 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM