Seraph
@rubberboyseraph.bsky.social
Asexual Welshman into Rubber Boys and Plastic Toys
trying to create a family friendly wishlist is hard
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
trying to create a family friendly wishlist is hard
Mmmmm advocat
homer simpson is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car with his mouth open
ALT: homer simpson is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car with his mouth open
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December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Mmmmm advocat
3 wanks in one evening too much?
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
3 wanks in one evening too much?
Early finish \o/ now for a rubbery wank or nap
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Early finish \o/ now for a rubbery wank or nap
Dreamed I was running a D&D campaign but I didn’t know what I was doing and then everyone started to pair off and have sex o.O
Dunno which part was the scariest
Yeah it was the loneliness
Dunno which part was the scariest
Yeah it was the loneliness
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Dreamed I was running a D&D campaign but I didn’t know what I was doing and then everyone started to pair off and have sex o.O
Dunno which part was the scariest
Yeah it was the loneliness
Dunno which part was the scariest
Yeah it was the loneliness
Piss gag? oh no no no no no
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Piss gag? oh no no no no no
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costal people from warm states please heed the winter loving akitas advice: dress WARM. temperatures will be in single digits, it will hurt your lungs to breathe. are your fursuit paws traded? if they’re smooth foam, you will slip on slush & ice, fall & bust your head.
please, be safe.
please, be safe.
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
costal people from warm states please heed the winter loving akitas advice: dress WARM. temperatures will be in single digits, it will hurt your lungs to breathe. are your fursuit paws traded? if they’re smooth foam, you will slip on slush & ice, fall & bust your head.
please, be safe.
please, be safe.
Time to pig out, Tenshinhan on top of Nasi Goreng, drowned in sauce
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Time to pig out, Tenshinhan on top of Nasi Goreng, drowned in sauce
New colleague (straight) on finding out I was gay “ah did you see this show growing up? We had it back home and I loved it, it has two characters in it, Jack and Karen?”
… you mean Will and Grace?
“Yes but no-one liked them, we didn’t watch for them”
I love him
… you mean Will and Grace?
“Yes but no-one liked them, we didn’t watch for them”
I love him
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
New colleague (straight) on finding out I was gay “ah did you see this show growing up? We had it back home and I loved it, it has two characters in it, Jack and Karen?”
… you mean Will and Grace?
“Yes but no-one liked them, we didn’t watch for them”
I love him
… you mean Will and Grace?
“Yes but no-one liked them, we didn’t watch for them”
I love him
You can’t tell me what to do! You ain’t my *lists all the doms I know*
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
You can’t tell me what to do! You ain’t my *lists all the doms I know*
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
Hmm I’m slipping
@rubberboyseraph.bsky.social has swears! They've used 353 profanities in their last 3,426 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (57 times)
🥈 "damn" (28 times)
🥉 "ass" (27 times)
🥇 "fuck" (57 times)
🥈 "damn" (28 times)
🥉 "ass" (27 times)
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Hmm I’m slipping
@profanity.accountant let’s have a go then
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
@profanity.accountant let’s have a go then
Pilfered from a wanky beer bar to serve as my Snowball chalice
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Pilfered from a wanky beer bar to serve as my Snowball chalice
Lest we forget
a woman holding a microphone and saying not the bore worms
ALT: a woman holding a microphone and saying not the bore worms
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November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Lest we forget
How many wanks a day is too much?
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
How many wanks a day is too much?
something something lick my boots
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
something something lick my boots
Daddy, I reeeaaaally want to make a butt toy out of this fairy bottle but it’s taking aaaaages to run out 😢
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Daddy, I reeeaaaally want to make a butt toy out of this fairy bottle but it’s taking aaaaages to run out 😢
Need to arrange a big Manchester trip soon to see all the lovely boyos
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Need to arrange a big Manchester trip soon to see all the lovely boyos
Planned to do so much today but …. Blergh
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Planned to do so much today but …. Blergh
Urgh overslept :/
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Urgh overslept :/