Randall
@rsanders.bsky.social
Existing quietly (sometimes) at the intersection of sports & a few dialects of nerdery. I constitute a fraction of @numbersmlb.bsky.social.
you could just do what I do and tell the league to go kick rocks and cuddle up to more gambling interests
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
you could just do what I do and tell the league to go kick rocks and cuddle up to more gambling interests
100% understand why all fire temples and/or Gorons are present within them
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
100% understand why all fire temples and/or Gorons are present within them
lotta people need to eat one slice of shut the fuck up pie
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
lotta people need to eat one slice of shut the fuck up pie
JJ McArsey because he’s complete ass
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
JJ McArsey because he’s complete ass
speaking of woodwork, you can save $10 if you spend $300 on woodwork, but only on Friday between the hours of 1 and 3 PM GMT
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
speaking of woodwork, you can save $10 if you spend $300 on woodwork, but only on Friday between the hours of 1 and 3 PM GMT
way too many places wasting my time telling me I can save 10% when I spend $200 or more during these hours on these two days
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
way too many places wasting my time telling me I can save 10% when I spend $200 or more during these hours on these two days
get all the fuckin’ yinzers and their crusty towels out of the stadium and kick Aaron Rodgers in the teeth on the way out
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
get all the fuckin’ yinzers and their crusty towels out of the stadium and kick Aaron Rodgers in the teeth on the way out
the country of origin feature is incredibly funny
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
the country of origin feature is incredibly funny
hopefully Staley walks over to him and brains him with a measurement chain
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
hopefully Staley walks over to him and brains him with a measurement chain
Can't wait to hear what his guy in Vegas says the odds are for next week's game
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Can't wait to hear what his guy in Vegas says the odds are for next week's game
I promise you I’ll burn something down before I allow that
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I promise you I’ll burn something down before I allow that
complete and total cultural bankruptcy
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
complete and total cultural bankruptcy
a lot fewer made-to-go viral soundbites coming out of Boulder this season, wonder why
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
a lot fewer made-to-go viral soundbites coming out of Boulder this season, wonder why
too many loaded baked potato burrito all dressed spicy ranch jalapeño Lays
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
too many loaded baked potato burrito all dressed spicy ranch jalapeño Lays