Randall
@rsanders.bsky.social
Existing quietly (sometimes) at the intersection of sports & a few dialects of nerdery. I constitute a fraction of @numbersmlb.bsky.social.
I didn’t realize the Rays jettisoned Christopher Morel last week. What a wild trade tree that is, in retrospect.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I didn’t realize the Rays jettisoned Christopher Morel last week. What a wild trade tree that is, in retrospect.
I'm still the only unit in my building that has external holiday decorations up and I have to say, I'm judging a little bit. Let's go, people, I'm carrying.
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I'm still the only unit in my building that has external holiday decorations up and I have to say, I'm judging a little bit. Let's go, people, I'm carrying.
I kind of wish I needed big chunky noise-canceling headphones because they look like fun
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I kind of wish I needed big chunky noise-canceling headphones because they look like fun
If you’re ever not sure if it’s good for the Bears to win games, or if it’s okay to be happy when the Bears win games, just remember that the only people who don’t want the Bears to win games are objectively bad people. Trust that and let that guide you.
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If you’re ever not sure if it’s good for the Bears to win games, or if it’s okay to be happy when the Bears win games, just remember that the only people who don’t want the Bears to win games are objectively bad people. Trust that and let that guide you.
huge fan of this Modelo commercial, where the guy hunts down the most obnoxious college football fan archetypes and rewards them with beer
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
huge fan of this Modelo commercial, where the guy hunts down the most obnoxious college football fan archetypes and rewards them with beer
It’s a good day when there’s enough food at work that you can operate on a Hobbit meal schedule for the day
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It’s a good day when there’s enough food at work that you can operate on a Hobbit meal schedule for the day
“ESPN & MLB reach fan-focused new agreement”
unless ESPN is going to start airing broadcasts without broadcasters, that is inaccurate
unless ESPN is going to start airing broadcasts without broadcasters, that is inaccurate
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“ESPN & MLB reach fan-focused new agreement”
unless ESPN is going to start airing broadcasts without broadcasters, that is inaccurate
unless ESPN is going to start airing broadcasts without broadcasters, that is inaccurate
seems like the endgame with Blackhawks leadership is Bedard eventually taking the captaincy with Nazar and one of the young defensemen wearing A’s.
Foligno can drive the team minivan.
Foligno can drive the team minivan.
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
seems like the endgame with Blackhawks leadership is Bedard eventually taking the captaincy with Nazar and one of the young defensemen wearing A’s.
Foligno can drive the team minivan.
Foligno can drive the team minivan.
Nuggets lost at home to a flailing Bulls team on a SEGABABA after a 2OT game? I thought they were supposed to be some kind of wagon. Not impressed tbh. Go Bulls.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Nuggets lost at home to a flailing Bulls team on a SEGABABA after a 2OT game? I thought they were supposed to be some kind of wagon. Not impressed tbh. Go Bulls.
nobody’s done a better job than the Bears of making this shit ass Vikings team look good
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
nobody’s done a better job than the Bears of making this shit ass Vikings team look good
eating at Panda Express
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
eating at Panda Express
Ditto pretending to be a chair.
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Ditto pretending to be a chair.
Sheffield goal
Michigan gets a walk-off FG at Wrigley Field to beat Northwestern
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sheffield goal
One thing I appreciate about the football games at Wrigley is that even in a different sport, Cubs iconography is plastered all over the park and the Cubs remain front and center. Nobody giving any November attention to the “HOME OF THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS”, ya feel me?
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
One thing I appreciate about the football games at Wrigley is that even in a different sport, Cubs iconography is plastered all over the park and the Cubs remain front and center. Nobody giving any November attention to the “HOME OF THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS”, ya feel me?
Good evening everyone. As the offseason slop appears to be slowly beginning, I will now present to you a list of slop words and terms that mean ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and should be ignored. This list is comprehensive but not exhaustive.
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Good evening everyone. As the offseason slop appears to be slowly beginning, I will now present to you a list of slop words and terms that mean ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and should be ignored. This list is comprehensive but not exhaustive.
PCA gonna look real good representing Team USA
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
PCA gonna look real good representing Team USA
Incredibly happy to see these drop unexpectedly today.
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Incredibly happy to see these drop unexpectedly today.
Manager of the Year is easily the least interesting of the BBWAA awards (and that's saying something considering how the voting goes sometimes), so it makes sense we'd see back to back wins for the fella who manages the Brewers and always looks appalled that he's been told refills ain't free
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Manager of the Year is easily the least interesting of the BBWAA awards (and that's saying something considering how the voting goes sometimes), so it makes sense we'd see back to back wins for the fella who manages the Brewers and always looks appalled that he's been told refills ain't free
Every fall before the offseason begins in earnest I see a whole new crop of people who don’t know any better and react to the horseshit Bob Nightengale puts out there, wide-eyed and breathless.
Be a good citizen and help these people if you see them. The timeline you save could be your own.
Be a good citizen and help these people if you see them. The timeline you save could be your own.
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Every fall before the offseason begins in earnest I see a whole new crop of people who don’t know any better and react to the horseshit Bob Nightengale puts out there, wide-eyed and breathless.
Be a good citizen and help these people if you see them. The timeline you save could be your own.
Be a good citizen and help these people if you see them. The timeline you save could be your own.
BULLSHIT. We riot at dawn.
Goddamn catcher on a goddamn nothing team wasn’t a better player than a frontline starting pitcher on a playoff team. Kiss my ass.
Goddamn catcher on a goddamn nothing team wasn’t a better player than a frontline starting pitcher on a playoff team. Kiss my ass.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
BULLSHIT. We riot at dawn.
Goddamn catcher on a goddamn nothing team wasn’t a better player than a frontline starting pitcher on a playoff team. Kiss my ass.
Goddamn catcher on a goddamn nothing team wasn’t a better player than a frontline starting pitcher on a playoff team. Kiss my ass.
Kyle Hendricks is a Cubs legend forever. When your children come of age, tell them what he did. Tell them of Game 6 of the 2016 NLCS, wherein Kyle Hendricks and "Clayton Kershaw" faced off and one of them ended up folding like a cheap table.
Enjoy retirement, Professor emeritus.
Enjoy retirement, Professor emeritus.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Kyle Hendricks is a Cubs legend forever. When your children come of age, tell them what he did. Tell them of Game 6 of the 2016 NLCS, wherein Kyle Hendricks and "Clayton Kershaw" faced off and one of them ended up folding like a cheap table.
Enjoy retirement, Professor emeritus.
Enjoy retirement, Professor emeritus.
it smells like snow outside
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
it smells like snow outside
why did the Rebel Alliance never commission Chewbacca as an officer the way they did Han
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
why did the Rebel Alliance never commission Chewbacca as an officer the way they did Han