Yankees to the west of me
Ruskies to the east
Here I am,
Stuck in the middle with EU
Ruskies to the east
Here I am,
Stuck in the middle with EU
January 7, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Yankees to the west of me
Ruskies to the east
Here I am,
Stuck in the middle with EU
Ruskies to the east
Here I am,
Stuck in the middle with EU
walking home in this heat with no drink... you know a roadside blackberry bush HATES to see me coming
August 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
walking home in this heat with no drink... you know a roadside blackberry bush HATES to see me coming
chihuahua technology is out of control, someone just walked into this cafe with the smallest adult dog i've EVER seen & its bulging skull looks like it's about to burst through the skin of its forehead.
May 28, 2025 at 9:40 AM
chihuahua technology is out of control, someone just walked into this cafe with the smallest adult dog i've EVER seen & its bulging skull looks like it's about to burst through the skin of its forehead.
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whenever I take all my clothes off I try not to look down so I don't find out if I'm naked or not
April 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
whenever I take all my clothes off I try not to look down so I don't find out if I'm naked or not
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I'm wearing pants I never wear right now this shit smell like straight closet
March 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm wearing pants I never wear right now this shit smell like straight closet
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In English mythology the world tree is a bean
December 30, 2024 at 7:12 PM
In English mythology the world tree is a bean
now we're cooking with gas i finally understand what that idiom means. this is so much better than electric it doesn't even feel like the same activity.
December 17, 2024 at 12:41 PM
now we're cooking with gas i finally understand what that idiom means. this is so much better than electric it doesn't even feel like the same activity.
he's always getting himself into situations.
November 26, 2024 at 1:07 PM
he's always getting himself into situations.
no diet coke november, day 2: GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET
November 2, 2024 at 6:01 PM
no diet coke november, day 2: GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET
smeared citrus pulp all over me, it felt ok.
October 23, 2024 at 6:25 PM
smeared citrus pulp all over me, it felt ok.
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Pointing a bugle at the quiet posters feed and taking a big breath
October 20, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Pointing a bugle at the quiet posters feed and taking a big breath
wished for my parents to never get sucked into twitter, the monkey's paw curled & my dad discovered substack.
October 18, 2024 at 7:43 PM
wished for my parents to never get sucked into twitter, the monkey's paw curled & my dad discovered substack.
i take it as a personal affront when digital albums split out easter-egg bonus tracks into their own named track. oh you think i might miss it? you want to strip mystery and serendipity from my life? you want to feed me content through a lubricated tube? fuck you, i'm pirating.
October 10, 2024 at 8:12 AM
i take it as a personal affront when digital albums split out easter-egg bonus tracks into their own named track. oh you think i might miss it? you want to strip mystery and serendipity from my life? you want to feed me content through a lubricated tube? fuck you, i'm pirating.
he's experiencing the sublime.
September 10, 2024 at 7:24 PM
he's experiencing the sublime.
nhs is so bad for giving you a bunch of critical information verbally and expecting you to just remember it.
June 25, 2024 at 9:34 AM
nhs is so bad for giving you a bunch of critical information verbally and expecting you to just remember it.
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None of my actions evince any relation to my goals because I take Hume's argument against causation seriously. Or maybe it's just a coincidence.
June 16, 2024 at 7:49 PM
None of my actions evince any relation to my goals because I take Hume's argument against causation seriously. Or maybe it's just a coincidence.
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How to appear lucky
How do lucky people dress
If I wear a hat will people think I’m lucky
How do lucky people dress
If I wear a hat will people think I’m lucky
March 6, 2024 at 8:39 PM
How to appear lucky
How do lucky people dress
If I wear a hat will people think I’m lucky
How do lucky people dress
If I wear a hat will people think I’m lucky