Royal Flusher
@royalflusher.bsky.social
Long time Vegas travel blogger. Once degenerate, now savvy. Coined the phrase 'Country Throw-up Gravy' and not proud of it.
www.royalflushervegas.com
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"Do you knock over the oozing banana or just go down on it?"
- Attractive Partygoer, probably
- Attractive Partygoer, probably
December 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"Do you knock over the oozing banana or just go down on it?"
- Attractive Partygoer, probably
- Attractive Partygoer, probably
Sounds like an aging racehorse.
December 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Sounds like an aging racehorse.
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Is there a discount now?
Is there a discount now?
December 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Is there a discount now?
Is there a discount now?
Win their hearts with prune sharts!
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Win their hearts with prune sharts!
PREM SPAM KLIK QUIM SPORK POON FLAK it's all the same meat paste.
December 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
PREM SPAM KLIK QUIM SPORK POON FLAK it's all the same meat paste.
For the 41st Annual Christmas Party in a row, Herb fails to get lucky.
December 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
For the 41st Annual Christmas Party in a row, Herb fails to get lucky.
Grab 'em by the toaster.
December 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Grab 'em by the toaster.
Fun level activated. I guess.
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Fun level activated. I guess.
Remembering a simpler time when blue balls were referred to as intimate neglect.
December 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Remembering a simpler time when blue balls were referred to as intimate neglect.
Somebody is working on a joke with the word pussy in it.
December 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Somebody is working on a joke with the word pussy in it.
Ken got his tree trimmed.
December 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Ken got his tree trimmed.
Knock over a bank first.
December 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Knock over a bank first.
Somebody is having seconds.
SECONDS
SECONDS
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Somebody is having seconds.
SECONDS
SECONDS
Why is the man wearing Pendleton holding another Pendleton?
December 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Why is the man wearing Pendleton holding another Pendleton?
Sad reminder of how many nickels I spent trying to get that 'furter.
December 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Sad reminder of how many nickels I spent trying to get that 'furter.
AI isn't helping my degeneracy.
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
AI isn't helping my degeneracy.
The memes write themselves!
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The memes write themselves!
Now I can not listen to Kiss any more than I don't listen to them now.
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Now I can not listen to Kiss any more than I don't listen to them now.