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Royal Flusher
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Long time Vegas travel blogger. Once degenerate, now savvy. Coined the phrase 'Country Throw-up Gravy' and not proud of it.

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Little did they know that the fact that Dick Van Dyke was still alive was the only thing holding it all together.
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December 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I can hear this post.
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
As a juvenile-minded person with limited social acumen, I've spent significant time thinking up various off-colour lyric changes to beloved Christmas Carols.

I recognize my deficient personality and wallow happily in the resulting chaos.
December 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This will raise the quality of the Circus Circus clientele significantly.
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Taking clausplay to a new horrifying level.
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
That would be me.

Well, I also made a couple of pretty good sandwiches.
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Never been on a cruise before! The trip report starts soon!
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Still waiting for 'ohh your jumper is So Big'.
In the Cycle Shop waiting for my fixed bike. A lady walks in with a puppy Jack Russell, which gets free and runs about; she sniffs me, darts away, back to sniff, retreats again.

“Don’t be silly Molly. He’s a nice man. A safe man. Look..I’m stroking him”

And this stranger starts stroking my jumper.
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Photo didn’t come through. But I took my first sunset photo since I moved here a couple weeks ago. 🙂
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
GRAB YOUR NUTS AND HEAD FOR A MAJOR FOOD CHAIN
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I had Chinese for lunch.

At the end, I got an advice cookie.

Something about prepare to work hard in order to succeed and break the mantle of family shame that you carry from not becoming a doctor as your parents wished.
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November 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The answer is always cheeseburger.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM