They read Bullshit Jobs & were like "hear me out — *as a service*"

I thought the "I invented a thing! oh nonono, I would have never used it for that" was addressed well there

"When does thought happen?" is a question people were skittish about admitting their preference even before these tools.

Depending on which one, the ramp up can be long — on the order of four weeks to start working. They also can have more side effects as you start up. Normal enough I'd say.