rowan kaiser
@rowan.monster
high-risk, mid-femme
one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social
current video game consultant
🏳️⚧️ PDX, millennial elder
one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social
current video game consultant
🏳️⚧️ PDX, millennial elder
this is going to be some new level of hell
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 AM
this is going to be some new level of hell
land a long scroll on the border line between two skeets, get a star
January 16, 2026 at 5:11 AM
land a long scroll on the border line between two skeets, get a star
I'm sure top-level football will give me something worse soon enough
January 16, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I'm sure top-level football will give me something worse soon enough
*anthony bourdain meme*
January 16, 2026 at 4:50 AM
*anthony bourdain meme*
this might be the most cynical thing I've ever said
January 16, 2026 at 4:49 AM
this might be the most cynical thing I've ever said
"he definitely never tilted in HOTS"
January 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
"he definitely never tilted in HOTS"
this is an extremely funny joke if you were a TV critic in 2016, I promise
January 16, 2026 at 4:13 AM
this is an extremely funny joke if you were a TV critic in 2016, I promise
I'm not sure he knows it, really, but he will
January 16, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I'm not sure he knows it, really, but he will
Building a statue to John Landgraf and calling him the "Peak TV Executive"
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Building a statue to John Landgraf and calling him the "Peak TV Executive"