rowan kaiser
rowan.monster
rowan kaiser
@rowan.monster
high-risk, mid-femme

one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social

current video game consultant

🏳️‍⚧️ PDX, millennial elder
never taking off the Cyclops Was Right shirt in Midnight Suns
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Hey, it appears* that my disability appeal has been denied, despite me not being able to work consistently for over three years. I working on solutions but I also need money NOW to exist and pay rent:

Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
January 23, 2026 at 10:17 PM
how could I have forgotten 70s character actor/Washington Spirit midfielder HAL HERSHFELT
January 23, 2026 at 3:52 AM
oh, word?
January 22, 2026 at 8:34 AM
January 21, 2026 at 10:36 PM
In conclusion,
January 21, 2026 at 7:30 PM
January 21, 2026 at 1:38 AM
January 21, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Windpipe scritches
January 20, 2026 at 6:51 PM
yeah I think we can make this fully gay
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Seeing the Danes discover libbing out in response to Trump is like looking back in time. Oh you sweet babies. You have only begun to jokerfy
January 19, 2026 at 8:44 PM
NOW WITH NEW CLOTHES
January 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Whiskerwood, the new game for fans of "people who loved making incredibly fucked-up aqueducts in Civilization 4"
January 19, 2026 at 12:42 AM
January 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
it occurs to me that the Cool Zone is constantly referenced but the reference itself doesn't often get linked
January 18, 2026 at 12:42 AM
My current perspective. These fat cats are oppressing the people
January 16, 2026 at 7:02 PM
The babies have been concerned but they're getting used to it. They almost played together today!
January 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Some personal news....
January 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
January 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
lmao
January 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I went looking for the "secret third thing (fascist)" meme but found that it's just an actual book
January 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
well I was bullied into it
January 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
men what's stopping you from looking like this
January 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Good lord this is evil
January 9, 2026 at 5:48 AM
This is what happened when I tried to take a nap, too
January 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM