Minor league b3tan bloke
@rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Brain farter. Weirdo. Gadgeteer and inventor of nonsense.
If I wanted a big advert for a pizzicato string preset patch by a Roland then I’d listen to the JD-990 on Insomnia by Faithless instead of the D50 used by Enya.
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
If I wanted a big advert for a pizzicato string preset patch by a Roland then I’d listen to the JD-990 on Insomnia by Faithless instead of the D50 used by Enya.
I would not ask a Greek spider where its red skirt is, normally.
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I would not ask a Greek spider where its red skirt is, normally.
The best Clinton.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The best Clinton.
Did someone just trick this egret with an exploding cigar?
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Did someone just trick this egret with an exploding cigar?
Somewhere out there is a puppet dog and a puppet badger both nodding sagely.
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Somewhere out there is a puppet dog and a puppet badger both nodding sagely.
Lost any hope after I saw these for sale in B&M.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Lost any hope after I saw these for sale in B&M.
Done away with the reasons to cry or just the appropriate place to do it?
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Done away with the reasons to cry or just the appropriate place to do it?
Was it in boots? Or was he too big for his boots too?
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Was it in boots? Or was he too big for his boots too?
In fairness, in the real world Stuart Little wouldn’t last beyond 2.
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 AM
In fairness, in the real world Stuart Little wouldn’t last beyond 2.
I’ve not heard that euphimism before but I think you get better results ‘tickling the beans lightly’.
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’ve not heard that euphimism before but I think you get better results ‘tickling the beans lightly’.
Hate to break it to you but most people can’t even tell when they’ve got a mix in the same room and don’t even seem to notice.
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hate to break it to you but most people can’t even tell when they’ve got a mix in the same room and don’t even seem to notice.
Mine come as a gang only.
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Mine come as a gang only.
Is it Mardi Gras in Rio again already?
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Is it Mardi Gras in Rio again already?
I will hand crank your heart lung machine if need be mein ginger *redacted*
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I will hand crank your heart lung machine if need be mein ginger *redacted*
I expect they will try to recreate the formula where you get catapulted wildly from goofy slam dunk humour to vulnerable but charming whimsy to sentimental wiping away a small tear and back 5 times an episode.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I expect they will try to recreate the formula where you get catapulted wildly from goofy slam dunk humour to vulnerable but charming whimsy to sentimental wiping away a small tear and back 5 times an episode.
You’re a ****ing Mentat or some such shit, Charlie Brown.
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM
You’re a ****ing Mentat or some such shit, Charlie Brown.