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Ross Floate
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Speaking of LinkedIn, apparently it’s 1997 over there.

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December 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
ME. AND I WILL.
December 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Who wants to tell the Saturday Paper what makes the turbines spin in a nuclear submarine?
December 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Oh no. I have unlocked bwaaamp technology.
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Just realised these both have rolls of exposed film in them and that the images on there must be at least 15 years old.
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Love to run Speedtest and then wonder why my data usage is through the fkn roof.
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Handshakes are dangerous business.
December 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I give feedback.
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
"Would you like to know less?"
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Hey so people are removing the big T badge from their Teslas now?
December 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Must be rad to be slinging pingers and have the government vouch for them. #marketing
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Turn it upside down and that’s a Philips by Alessi air fryer and I would have one for my beige food addiction in a cholesterol-filled heartbeat.
December 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Just found one of them too! Didn’t they get a firmware update to Airplay 2? I should fire it up.
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Yeah, I’ve got assets.
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Cleaning the closet and found some things that seemed funny at the time.

(These are both quotes from folks at Meredith maybe 100 years ago.
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
“Some people are just inconsiderate jerkwads: A longitudinal study into the causes and effects of not caring about other people’s time.” The Journal For Brainiacs, 2025
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
We need the HR Giger version THIS though.
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oh man I just remembered Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel. Look at the question mark of steam coming out of Mary Ann. Brutal.
December 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Friday aftertunes. Absolute belter.
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I will watch the new Star Wars but only because it has Paul Giamatti actually chewing scenery.
December 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Never change, NYT.
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Good mail day.
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Sorry - Lumy.

Cop this, @danhon.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Love too get curated PDFS from Hasan Minaj when tryna print a document.
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Can't believe it's only two years since Ham-mas.
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM