Ponné Thrift
@rosecoloredlife.substack.com
From time to time I make things people seem to enjoy.
Sports Team: Seattle Kraken & (happily) The Jacksonville Jaguars | + Casual Ghost Pirates fan [ECHL]
Current TV/book: Gilmore Girls & Supergirl (comic)
PFP: The night I went to a shitty stand up show
Sports Team: Seattle Kraken & (happily) The Jacksonville Jaguars | + Casual Ghost Pirates fan [ECHL]
Current TV/book: Gilmore Girls & Supergirl (comic)
PFP: The night I went to a shitty stand up show
I always said the Jags are winning it all in 2027. We are a year ahead of my timeline, but this still really hurt. For a sec I believed that if we handled the Bills on the last drive we would go all the way. We didn't.
I'm taking time to mourn our playoff exit, but will be back next season #Duuuval
I'm taking time to mourn our playoff exit, but will be back next season #Duuuval
January 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I always said the Jags are winning it all in 2027. We are a year ahead of my timeline, but this still really hurt. For a sec I believed that if we handled the Bills on the last drive we would go all the way. We didn't.
I'm taking time to mourn our playoff exit, but will be back next season #Duuuval
I'm taking time to mourn our playoff exit, but will be back next season #Duuuval
Cam Newton hyped even myself ( a non Panthers fan). I now hope they win this thing.
January 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Cam Newton hyped even myself ( a non Panthers fan). I now hope they win this thing.
Listen, we have chastised this man for years past, but we need to give Grubauer his fucking roses this season. He has played tremendously so far.
January 9, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Listen, we have chastised this man for years past, but we need to give Grubauer his fucking roses this season. He has played tremendously so far.
Goalies are such fascinating creatures
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Goalies are such fascinating creatures
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Watching Riley Leonard and....the Colts deserve a lot of smoke for going with Rivers, man
January 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Watching Riley Leonard and....the Colts deserve a lot of smoke for going with Rivers, man
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THE JAGUARS ARE AFC SOUTH CHAMPIONS
CHAM·PI·ONS
CHAM·PI·ONS
January 4, 2026 at 8:53 PM
THE JAGUARS ARE AFC SOUTH CHAMPIONS
CHAM·PI·ONS
CHAM·PI·ONS
These refs are very anti Panthers today it seems.
January 3, 2026 at 11:27 PM
These refs are very anti Panthers today it seems.
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Will Ferrell is watching the LA Kings game in full referee garb 😂
January 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Will Ferrell is watching the LA Kings game in full referee garb 😂
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Progressive backup commercials, ranked:
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Progressive backup commercials, ranked:
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
I may be alone on this, but I find this Philip Rivers Colt situation was a spit in the face to this team & the fans. You can sell me the lie that him playing the past 2 games gave their team the best chance to get into the playoffs. But today they had no chance & yet they still ran out a 44 y/o QB
December 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I may be alone on this, but I find this Philip Rivers Colt situation was a spit in the face to this team & the fans. You can sell me the lie that him playing the past 2 games gave their team the best chance to get into the playoffs. But today they had no chance & yet they still ran out a 44 y/o QB
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Explaining Josh Johnson’s career to my extended family like I’m telling the story of Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Explaining Josh Johnson’s career to my extended family like I’m telling the story of Christmas
"Nothing Matters Football" is my favorite brand of football.
Should I go for this 4th down? Why the heck not, nothing matters. Want to go for that weird trick play? Sure its not like this game matters.
Can we have a WR kick an onside kick.. I mean why not? Nothing matters.
It is just fun & silly.
Should I go for this 4th down? Why the heck not, nothing matters. Want to go for that weird trick play? Sure its not like this game matters.
Can we have a WR kick an onside kick.. I mean why not? Nothing matters.
It is just fun & silly.
December 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"Nothing Matters Football" is my favorite brand of football.
Should I go for this 4th down? Why the heck not, nothing matters. Want to go for that weird trick play? Sure its not like this game matters.
Can we have a WR kick an onside kick.. I mean why not? Nothing matters.
It is just fun & silly.
Should I go for this 4th down? Why the heck not, nothing matters. Want to go for that weird trick play? Sure its not like this game matters.
Can we have a WR kick an onside kick.. I mean why not? Nothing matters.
It is just fun & silly.
The amount of wholesome joy a good comic book read gives a person should be studied.
December 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The amount of wholesome joy a good comic book read gives a person should be studied.
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YOUR JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS
December 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
YOUR JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS
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With the Colts' loss, three teams officially punch their ticket to the NFL playoffs:
◽️ Jacksonville Jaguars
◽️ Los Angeles Chargers
◽️ Buffalo Bills
◽️ Jacksonville Jaguars
◽️ Los Angeles Chargers
◽️ Buffalo Bills
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
With the Colts' loss, three teams officially punch their ticket to the NFL playoffs:
◽️ Jacksonville Jaguars
◽️ Los Angeles Chargers
◽️ Buffalo Bills
◽️ Jacksonville Jaguars
◽️ Los Angeles Chargers
◽️ Buffalo Bills
The Chargers activating their sleeper agent Mr. Rivers to throw a pick 6 in order to secure their playoff berth for them this year is just absolute cinema 🎥 #MNF
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The Chargers activating their sleeper agent Mr. Rivers to throw a pick 6 in order to secure their playoff berth for them this year is just absolute cinema 🎥 #MNF
December 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Kyle Shanahan is such an interesting case study. He is by far one of the best NFL coaches in the current era. Yet, if one of those pesky red challenge flags is involved (or should be) he somehow becomes a noodle with thumbs instead. #MNF
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Kyle Shanahan is such an interesting case study. He is by far one of the best NFL coaches in the current era. Yet, if one of those pesky red challenge flags is involved (or should be) he somehow becomes a noodle with thumbs instead. #MNF
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THE JAGUARS ARE LEGENDARY
December 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
THE JAGUARS ARE LEGENDARY
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IF NOBODY GOT ME PARKER WASHINGTON GOT ME
CAN I GET AN AMEN
CAN I GET AN AMEN
December 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
IF NOBODY GOT ME PARKER WASHINGTON GOT ME
CAN I GET AN AMEN
CAN I GET AN AMEN
That was by far the most comical monster reception by an NFL player I have ever seen. God I love Parker Washington.
December 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
That was by far the most comical monster reception by an NFL player I have ever seen. God I love Parker Washington.
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To everyone: “Go Jaguars! I’m so excited!”
To myself:
To myself:
December 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
To everyone: “Go Jaguars! I’m so excited!”
To myself:
To myself: