Santos El Jalper
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Santos El Jalper
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I make music. Rose City Venados. More info to come.
Literal walking sage-stick, smudging constantly.
Caifanes Otis MadLib Mariah Ice Cube Ella
Context clues should make it clear I'm not on team Elmers Glue.
This is the part where I put my qualifiers.
you will be visited by 3 spirits (A pic of Krusty's three nipples pic couldn't be found, smh)
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Kung Fu
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
October 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
September 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I got a gig at Misdemeanor Meadows in PDX. I'm in Zombies Are Attacking!, come watch us get a little spacey.
July 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
What's a poster you had up in your room growing up?
June 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Less than two full possessions but Pacers are apparently "pouring it on" the Knicks. smh
May 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
JFC, that's how racism and white supremacy work. You can't say I'm inferior, I point out the racism and call us racist for pointing you being a racist POS. Anyways, I'm pretty sure you are just you just make shit up, have no clue what you were trying to say. Stay in your lane, homie.
March 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The pic is from the most recent draft. The intro is just a gift from the Gods. A masterclass in verifiable stupidity.
February 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The combo of the brutality of the shit talk and who it's to, Taurasi is at least on the level of Bird and Jordan, if not better.
February 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Not sure why Russia is the redline but now you're ashamed to be American. Now? Not the MOVE bombing? Not Leonard Pelletier? Not Mumia? Fucking Russia? The Cold war logic and rhetoric still play but it's even dumber now than before. At least it was tailored and kinda made sense.
February 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The energy I bring to Bluesky.
February 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Fr 💀🤣
February 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Post a fictional death that devastated you (FUCK DAVID SIMON ALL DAY THO)
February 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Apply and make sure you talk to your reps, fed, state or otherwise.
studentaid.gov
February 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
If you didn't see this coming it's cause you didn't know Bezos owned the Post and Amazon. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
January 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
This is kinda cool lol
January 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This quick math, to make up for this shortfall, those 228 positions have to average almost 200k/yr completely close that gap, the ppl bout to lose work don't make that much Jfc. MSM jfc
January 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I hate how legacy media writes its headlines. Show other coaches do what exactly? It has been bad for awhile and I don't blame AI, despite my love for burying AI, AI doesn't deserve the stray on this one, lazy ass billionaires playing in ppl's face lead to this shit.
January 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Good God......
January 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is the shit that got Bernie Madoff in hot water. Not saying it means much but yeah rich ppl dont play, Cheeto ain't rich as much as he a conman/huckster and now he fuckin with the wrong ppl's money
January 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If you see this, post a ghost.
January 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Presented without comment.
January 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My finest work thus far.
January 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM