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Andy🐓
@rooftopheckler.bsky.social
Liberté, Egalité, Spaghetté

Sports Hollerer (Go Cocks, COYS, DUUUVAL), Garbage Food Enthusiast, Enjoyer of Distilled Spirits, Knower of Nothing Important.
professional football should be banned, tbh
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
losing to this garbage ass fake franchise with a bum backup, jfc
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
fuck it all, fire everyone
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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The Jaguars get to play a backup quarterback on a playoff hopeful team? What could go wrong?
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I hate this team so fucking much
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
now the horseshit
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
the jackass in the commercial saying you don’t have to stand watching tv has clearly never spent even a single day rooting for a historically incompetent football team and knows not the levels of stress
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
ugh
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
tv guy talking about texans needing a spark, and i dunno my man sparks near an open gas leak are not ideal
November 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I regret to inform those in opposition, but…

DUUUVAL
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Gotta do what we can to keep their hands off the… Barnsdale? Robham? {checks notes} ah the Bonham Trophy, which we treasure so much.
It's Texas A&M Hate Week, Gamecock fans! We must tap into our decade-long enmity for the terrible "Aggies" if we are to retain our honor!
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
timmy chang and the boys: cookin’
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Oh, and now I realize DirecTV Stream mySports includes spectrum sports so I don’t even have to cast 🙌🏻
i’ve succeeded in casting hawai’i game to apple tv which never happened under the team1sports app era, tell no one shhhhh
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
i’ve succeeded in casting hawai’i game to apple tv which never happened under the team1sports app era, tell no one shhhhh
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
i woke up feeling the cheeziest and all but the overtime explainer can go the fuck to hell
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
an 18-yard punt in a tie game under 30 seconds? Eesh, and then Miller Miss gets sacked LOL this game is haunted
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
JKS time
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
New Mexico St down 24-21 threatening vs Kennesaw St, ESPN+ with under 1 minute
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
ok, oregon has now earned the B1G logo on the unis
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Reposted by Andy🐓
Eastern has a "Release the Maccoon" graphic they play going into the 4th quarter.
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
oregon crucially claims the first safety of the game, huge advantage going forward
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Army with an 11 play, 74-yard drive in 7:49 that didn’t have a single pass, biblically accurate, beautiful football.
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
you just knew a showdown between teams from America’s two greatest cities would be a banger, let’s see if Tulane can hang on
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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WE'RE

FUCKING

FULL

TRY

ARIZONA
For those fleeing NYC for Florida:
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Happy to have done my part to give DeSantis a double barrel single finger salute to get his dirty mitts fuck off our utility.

www.gainesville.com/story/news/p...
Gainesville votes to dissolve GRU Authority, return control of utility back to city
With the Gainesville City Commission expected to assume control of GRU this week, one of the biggest remaining questions is who will manage the utility.
www.gainesville.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM