Red Nose Day demands it!

The great thing is that while Sanjeev is super fuckin hot, he couldn’t give a shit about it.

I don’t understand why anyone who was involved in the scrubbing of the Epstein files to protect Donald Trump would mention it to Epstein’s brother.

(Well, okay, maybe a low-ranking Trump hater who got put on the project, but are there any of those left in the FBI?)

Well, we don’t have to imagine that anymore; we can just go to the video.

🎶 The only boy who could ever reach me / was the son of a fisherman 🎶

Well, I’d thought JK Rowling was going to win “Asshole Ostentatiously Smoking a Cigar, UK Division” for 2025, but a late contender has entered the ring.

I had come here to say!

If you thought nothing Trump said in the White House with a foreign dignitary sitting next to him could be worse than that time he figured the Germans must still be sad about losing the Second World War, well, think again.

Don’t worry, it’ll come easy to the people Bezos put in charge.

God, I remember that. I think that might have been the “Christ, what as asshole” clincher for me on him.

Now I’m looking at how he frames underwriting Nuzzi’s college years and I’ll admit to some curiosity about whether he tried to declare any of that (like, rent on a writing studio) on his taxes.

To be fair, AS FAR AS WE KNOW that was four years before she started “getting involved” with Republican presidential candidates she was covering as a journalist.

I saw somebody commenting on the Appalachian Trail, and I was like, “oh, that guy, what’s his name…”

I can’t bring myself to read any of this yet.

There IS a precedent for entitled rich assholes flinging their shit around an airplane cabin mid-flight.

We’re getting into some kinda Mark of the Beast territory here. I’m just sayin’.

Calling it now: they’re gonna throw Junior to the wolves. 😂

That woman had probably spent decades having Grandma’s slippers thrown at her head and is thrilled to be DONE with it.