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Roland 🦦
@rolandrood.bsky.social
· Jun 5
These are my ferrets, Temu and Joty
Made these Ted Lasso biscuits, and, reader, they live up to the hype
Ted Lasso Biscuits
If you're always drooling over the pink-boxed, buttery biscuits in "Ted Lasso" you need this ted lasso biscuit recipe! Soft, perfectly sweet, and delicious!
bromabakery.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Made these Ted Lasso biscuits, and, reader, they live up to the hype
Two stores out of 16/20. Biden would never #shrimpchat
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Two stores out of 16/20. Biden would never #shrimpchat
This is the shit! Turns out it’s a special annual event he hosts called Kinanesgiving with a whole showcase
Got a rare childfree night tomorrow…gonna see Kyle Kinane. Going in 100% cold, but a few folks recommended him after he appeared on the Phish bill.
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This is the shit! Turns out it’s a special annual event he hosts called Kinanesgiving with a whole showcase
In memory of Jimmy Cliff, I highly recommend The Harder They Come (1972). Maybe it’s a “bad” movie, but in a great way, and the musical segments (Jimmy + Toots in the studio) are 10/10 transcendent
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
In memory of Jimmy Cliff, I highly recommend The Harder They Come (1972). Maybe it’s a “bad” movie, but in a great way, and the musical segments (Jimmy + Toots in the studio) are 10/10 transcendent
pretty shocked Mike has never done psychedelics!
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
pretty shocked Mike has never done psychedelics!
Got a rare childfree night tomorrow…gonna see Kyle Kinane. Going in 100% cold, but a few folks recommended him after he appeared on the Phish bill.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Got a rare childfree night tomorrow…gonna see Kyle Kinane. Going in 100% cold, but a few folks recommended him after he appeared on the Phish bill.
Fikus dreamed a dream for me
It cost me nothing, it was free
He dreamed of walking in the sand
Of blossoms forming in his hand
Of kitchen cake and cedar shakes
Of waterfalls and yellow snakes
Of earthen dams and hydrofoils
Of watching water 'til it boils…
It cost me nothing, it was free
He dreamed of walking in the sand
Of blossoms forming in his hand
Of kitchen cake and cedar shakes
Of waterfalls and yellow snakes
Of earthen dams and hydrofoils
Of watching water 'til it boils…
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Fikus dreamed a dream for me
It cost me nothing, it was free
He dreamed of walking in the sand
Of blossoms forming in his hand
Of kitchen cake and cedar shakes
Of waterfalls and yellow snakes
Of earthen dams and hydrofoils
Of watching water 'til it boils…
It cost me nothing, it was free
He dreamed of walking in the sand
Of blossoms forming in his hand
Of kitchen cake and cedar shakes
Of waterfalls and yellow snakes
Of earthen dams and hydrofoils
Of watching water 'til it boils…
Not 100% Sold on Pluribus
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Not 100% Sold on Pluribus
Reposted by Roland 🦦
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
I wonder what happened in 2010?
We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com.
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I wonder what happened in 2010?
I mean, who among us hasn't force-majeure'd our partners at a wine tasting?
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I mean, who among us hasn't force-majeure'd our partners at a wine tasting?
I’ve organized a yearly Spotify retrospective playlist with childhood buddies for the past 15 years. About to initiate a hard platform conversation 😮💨
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I’ve organized a yearly Spotify retrospective playlist with childhood buddies for the past 15 years. About to initiate a hard platform conversation 😮💨
Imagine the stack of 1099s on Jason Carter’s desk
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Imagine the stack of 1099s on Jason Carter’s desk
Erica_Retro_Gaming got one of the couture GD dresses already 😂…kind of love what she’s selling
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Erica_Retro_Gaming got one of the couture GD dresses already 😂…kind of love what she’s selling
Probably not posting today, fyi
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Probably not posting today, fyi
Wwyd? She’s a 10, but she’s literally a wheel of cheese. #fromageweek
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Wwyd? She’s a 10, but she’s literally a wheel of cheese. #fromageweek
AXS ticketing: “we’re ever so slightly less awful”
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
AXS ticketing: “we’re ever so slightly less awful”
Olivia Nuzzi’s Pool
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Olivia Nuzzi’s Pool
Share a tv series you’ve watched more than once from start to finish
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Share a tv series you’ve watched more than once from start to finish
When you're making fun of me online, please keep in mind that you're now making fun of a Chicago Stars FC 2026 season ticket holder
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
When you're making fun of me online, please keep in mind that you're now making fun of a Chicago Stars FC 2026 season ticket holder
Look at this guy
Remember, don't become the main character for the day.
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Look at this guy
Listened to a District School Board meeting last night. I finally understand why they used it for a season of The Wire.
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Listened to a District School Board meeting last night. I finally understand why they used it for a season of The Wire.
This is interesting. Also, we don’t talk about “touting” nearly enough…what a great term.
Exclusive:
UK ministers plan to ban the resale of tickets for live events above their original cost, in an aggressive crackdown on touts and resellers who sharply increase the price of admission to concerts and sports events.
www.ft.com/content/e76d...
UK ministers plan to ban the resale of tickets for live events above their original cost, in an aggressive crackdown on touts and resellers who sharply increase the price of admission to concerts and sports events.
www.ft.com/content/e76d...
UK to ban resale of tickets above face value for live events
Aggressive crackdown on touts comes after backlash over cost of watching live music and sport
www.ft.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This is interesting. Also, we don’t talk about “touting” nearly enough…what a great term.