d:\erek_klein 👽
@rogue-analyst.bsky.social
Bush-league infosec, deep-state devops and ISO 8601 evangelism. Also: guns, freedom and bacon. The snark, angst and bourbon-fueled rants are all my own. ΔΤΔ
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I'm just here for the dopamine hit.
We need a new hashtag for getting stuck in a natsec canoe. 🛶
March 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
We need a new hashtag for getting stuck in a natsec canoe. 🛶
Our IT Governance Office is hiring a Manager in the Cybersecurity Operations section. If you are a seasoned blue/purple-team lead who likes San Francisco, clean air, public service, and state-of-the-art enclave defense, check us out.
Remote/Hybrid-Friendly.
www.governmentjobs.com/careers/baaq...
Remote/Hybrid-Friendly.
www.governmentjobs.com/careers/baaq...
Manager (Cyber Security)
Join an agency committed to creating a healthy breathing environment for every Bay Area resident while protecting and improving public health, air quality, and the global climate!The Bay Area Air Qual...
www.governmentjobs.com
January 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Our IT Governance Office is hiring a Manager in the Cybersecurity Operations section. If you are a seasoned blue/purple-team lead who likes San Francisco, clean air, public service, and state-of-the-art enclave defense, check us out.
Remote/Hybrid-Friendly.
www.governmentjobs.com/careers/baaq...
Remote/Hybrid-Friendly.
www.governmentjobs.com/careers/baaq...
Only 1460 more days! 🔥
January 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Only 1460 more days! 🔥
Happy 55th birthday to all my colleagues in IT and infosec. Please don't forget to retire before the epoch runs out.
January 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Happy 55th birthday to all my colleagues in IT and infosec. Please don't forget to retire before the epoch runs out.
Earlier tonight I mixed up baklava and balaclava. Which is only surpassed in hilarity by the thing I was talking about being spanakopita.
December 29, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Earlier tonight I mixed up baklava and balaclava. Which is only surpassed in hilarity by the thing I was talking about being spanakopita.
If I become a lottery billionaire in a couple hours I may not announce it immediately but there will be signs.
a man with camouflage on his face is peeking out from behind a tree .
ALT: a man with camouflage on his face is peeking out from behind a tree .
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM
If I become a lottery billionaire in a couple hours I may not announce it immediately but there will be signs.
At this point they could start tweeting "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" out in the wide open at each other and it would not even faze me.
a man is standing in front of a giant octopus with red eyes
ALT: a man is standing in front of a giant octopus with red eyes
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2024 at 9:29 PM
At this point they could start tweeting "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" out in the wide open at each other and it would not even faze me.
Merry Boxing Day to the Commonwealthers. Don't forget to tip your downstairs people.
two men in suits are holding presents in their hands .
ALT: two men in suits are holding presents in their hands .
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Merry Boxing Day to the Commonwealthers. Don't forget to tip your downstairs people.
Merry Christmas.
Happy Hanukkah.
Peace on Earth to men of good will.
Happy Hanukkah.
Peace on Earth to men of good will.
December 25, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Merry Christmas.
Happy Hanukkah.
Peace on Earth to men of good will.
Happy Hanukkah.
Peace on Earth to men of good will.
If Walnut Creek had a mascot, it was a lone gardener with a gas-powered leafblower pushing a single leaf down an empty boulevard in the pre-dawn rain on a Sunday morning. But we banned those, so now it's a Cybertruck parked in front of Lululemon on Xmas Eve. 🎄
December 24, 2024 at 11:40 PM
If Walnut Creek had a mascot, it was a lone gardener with a gas-powered leafblower pushing a single leaf down an empty boulevard in the pre-dawn rain on a Sunday morning. But we banned those, so now it's a Cybertruck parked in front of Lululemon on Xmas Eve. 🎄
Well, the Feds still have a lot of pesky rules about spending public funds on hookers and blow...
wtf is he going to do with all that money www.reuters.com/world/us/toy...
Toyota is donating $1 million to Trump's inauguration
Toyota Motor of North America is donating $1 million to President-elect Donald Trump's Jan. 20 inauguration, a company spokesman said on Tuesday, a day after Detroit's Ford Motor and General Motors , said they would give the same amount.
www.reuters.com
December 24, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Well, the Feds still have a lot of pesky rules about spending public funds on hookers and blow...
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Yes…first blood is a Christmas movie to.
December 24, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Yes…first blood is a Christmas movie to.
Ever notice you never see the word "manifesto" being used in a positive light?
December 17, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Ever notice you never see the word "manifesto" being used in a positive light?
December 14, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Reposted by d:\erek_klein 👽
Wow that is one hell of a sign-off sfstandard.com/2024/12/13/o...
Oakland bar Kon-Tiki puts whole city on blast on Instagram
When downtown Oakland cocktail bar the Kon-Tiki announced it would soon shutter, it seemed like just the latest casualty of an inhospitable business climate. That was before its Instagram roared to li...
sfstandard.com
December 14, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Wow that is one hell of a sign-off sfstandard.com/2024/12/13/o...
Owning a tiki bar would be cool if it wasn't for the customers, the government, and the staff.
sfstandard.com/2024/12/13/o...
sfstandard.com/2024/12/13/o...
Oakland bar Kon-Tiki puts whole city on blast on Instagram
When downtown Oakland cocktail bar the Kon-Tiki announced it would soon shutter, it seemed like just the latest casualty of an inhospitable business climate. That was before its Instagram roared to li...
sfstandard.com
December 14, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Owning a tiki bar would be cool if it wasn't for the customers, the government, and the staff.
sfstandard.com/2024/12/13/o...
sfstandard.com/2024/12/13/o...
I feel bad for all of you who now have to update the record to reflect which of these things you hate more.
www.ktvu.com/news/trump-g...
www.ktvu.com/news/trump-g...
Trump says GOP will push to end daylight saving time
President-elect Donald Trump said he is pushing to end daylight saving time, calling it costly and inconvenient.
www.ktvu.com
December 14, 2024 at 5:23 AM
I feel bad for all of you who now have to update the record to reflect which of these things you hate more.
www.ktvu.com/news/trump-g...
www.ktvu.com/news/trump-g...
"If you like your AI, you can keep your AI."
- some guy, someday soon
- some guy, someday soon
December 13, 2024 at 3:53 AM
"If you like your AI, you can keep your AI."
- some guy, someday soon
- some guy, someday soon
Actual sociopaths don't feel any compulsion to justify their bullshit.
Just sayin'
Just sayin'
December 6, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Actual sociopaths don't feel any compulsion to justify their bullshit.
Just sayin'
Just sayin'
Shake, rattle, & roll, baby!
December 5, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Shake, rattle, & roll, baby!
SET NORULES & GO HAM
I would like to know what liberals here think it means to "stop playing by norms." Everyone says it. No one seems to have a clue what it means in practice.
December 3, 2024 at 7:07 AM
SET NORULES & GO HAM