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I apologize for being smart, successful, beautiful, creative, and funny. Is that what you want? Sorry!!!
a woman is behind bars talking on a cell phone and says `` let me out '' .
ALT: a woman is behind bars talking on a cell phone and says `` let me out '' .
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He said by the way no straights on the stage tonight and I love that
February 9, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Me watching the Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show, sobbing from the incredible display of joy in the face of hate and oppression: "This fucking rules, man. This rips. This fucks."
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
If "Wuthering Heights" isn't just a recently divorced, horny woman fantasizing about the hot young barista as she's trying to focus on actually reading Wuthering Heights in a cafe, then what are we doing here??
February 6, 2026 at 8:42 PM
At some point, it will be "enough" and the avalanche will happen. But it won't be something serious or devastating (like everything that's happened so far in the last 10 years), it'll be something so goddamn stupid. We might be more mad at that stupid dumb thing than like actual people being killed.
February 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
There's an alternate universe in which I didn't give up journalism in college. In it I'm either murdered by a billionaire or asking huge bitch questions like "you said quote 'people don't care about the Epstein thing anymore,' so you admit child sex trafficking is acceptable for the wealthy?"
February 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I don't feel any type of way about my age, it is the number of years I've been alive, and that's about it. But I am allowed to enjoy compliments because one day it'll stop happening.
February 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Respectfully, why would I ever move north of SD
February 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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Will just be here watching this clip of Catherine O’Hara saying the word "baby" on Schitt’s Creek for the rest of the day….RIP 🥺🙏
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
You're fucking joking mate, they've created a new elite aura status symbol pfp meme. Everyone's gonna want one. God this is so funny.
I'm starting to think the Trumpist mastery of propaganda is failing them. The DHS agents posing this way makes it look like they're ashamed of themselves.
January 28, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I'm going to start going to places with my own mixed drink.

The drink in question:
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I thought I was in for some historical fiction but it's actually 500 hours of Steve Buscemi banging
a poster for boardwalk empire with a man in a hat
Alt: A promo image for the television show Boardwalk Empire, a show that depicts Steve Buscemi banging a lot. Like way more than you need to see.
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January 27, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Don't know who needs to hear this but there's an entire bureau dedicated to infiltrating and derailing dissenting political organizations. You can hold all the meetings and make all the plans you want but the only thing that's actually going to work is several large chaotic events. Sorry bout that.
January 27, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Can't believe they were stupid enough to give our entire massive fractured country a common enemy. Incredible.
Clarissa explains it all to the DHS Instagram account
January 25, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Not enough of you are shitposting I feel like I'm carrying this website
January 24, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Why tf do we say it like World War 1 instead of First World War? It's not shorter, and the first way implies we expect there to be a bunch of em. Fuckin aggro phrasing.
January 22, 2026 at 8:13 AM
A great millennial sin I love committing is to immediately take a big drink of my bevvy instead of waiting for someone's boomerang cheers.
January 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
"How High We Go in the Dark" oh this looks like a fun read I'll just..
*gets a quarter of the way through*
a black and white cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner .
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January 13, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Watching small government demanders root for trampling states' rights, offing civilians, and doing international invasions sure is ..something
January 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I change people's lives for the better and that's pretty fucking cool.
January 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
You shouldn't be able to access the internet at all if you're rich like what are you doing you don't go here mind your own business
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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Bernie Sanders publicly swears in Zohran Mamdani as NYC mayor
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Doing a first rewatch of Mad Men and holy shit if you took a shot every time they smoked you'd be dead by the second episode. God I miss smoking.
December 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You ever take someone seriously and then find out they put onions on their feet when they get sick?
a woman with blonde hair and earrings says i think we 've heard enough
ALT: a woman with blonde hair and earrings says i think we 've heard enough
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December 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
How come everyone else gets to be cringe but me? I'm tired of being the strong one in the group why won't you guys like when I'm being stupid
December 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I massaged my face consistently for 2 years and it completely got rid of my double chin. We really are just sacks of meat.
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM