Here’s a story for every national news outlet:

In N.C., churchgoers are literally running into the woods as federal agents descend on the property.

“Inside the church, women and children sobbed as they wondered whether their loved ones had been taken.”

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Whichever one your wife doesn’t choose after you let her pick first.

First time I read this I read it as “blames” and didn’t bat an eye because it also sounds like something he would do.

"Everyday Americans" is an obvious euphemism for "straight cis white people". It's what they considered the default. And we need to start calling people on it every time they use that term.

NIMBY rabbit pissed that they're ruining his peaceful neighborhood with a race. They should copy these for Montreal but with the groundhogs.

Someone needs to do a Tush Push parody song to Devo’s “Whip It”.

I’ve tried these. They are the peak.

Anyone who has to look up "valuable" in the dictionary to make their argument has already lost the plot. I guess American sports needs to better name their awards to guard against pedantic arguments.

I honestly think she would be okay with it if it was Trump. Because all these people are so cooked in the head that they would see it as an honor. Like their child was picked by a god. Kinda like people in some ancient cultures felt when their kids were picked to be sacrificed.

And you know this is the talking point that came from that Situation Room meeting yesterday, so this is all the actual White House could come up with.

"Fascinating!"

Dafuq is wrong with these people!

And it's wild that the Supreme Court said if he did ordered him killed he's completely immune because it was an official act.

In freshman year of college I knew someone who was, without a doubt, the dumbest person I’ve ever met. His lack of intellect, critical thinking, and even common sense was astounding. A few years after I graduated I saw him talking on TV. He was at the state capitol. As a political advisor.

I’d give @aaronnagler.bsky.social a shot at it at this point.

Sometimes I think Lafleur secretly wants to be a Big 10 coach and is hoping someone notices.

The last time the Packers played the Giants at MetLife against a backup QB they lost to Tommy fucking Cutlets. Let's see if they continue to play down to their opponents.

I’d say that this same supreme court has already voted unanimously that this would be unconstitutional but that apparently the constitution is just a piece of paper now:

It’s not just the execution, but even his play calling has been bizarre. Calling a 4th and 1 option run from the pistol with your starting center out against one of the league’s best fronts is certainly a choice.